Miscellaneous isagoge.
Nonsense I.
Towards Titan.
In rural Arkansas ,
Alfred McCrow, 22, parked his pickup truck Ford F-150, made in the year 2011,
and pulled his .22 caliber Winchester
rifle, to try a shot to a crow that was flying by, misfired and said it was
good, “so I did not kill my ancestor, a very smart bird”.
He ate
some cranberries and listened on AM radio in his truck the song “Ode to my
family”, performed by the Cranberries.
A
liberal in Arkansas ,
that hears Irish songs, and “Beth” by Kiss. And as Arkansas
does not have a football team in the NFL, nor Alabama , McCrow is a follower of the
Tennessee Titans.
Suddenly,
a storm and a tornado appeared.
This is
getting difficult, he said and got on his truck accelerated, pounded the
phenomenon and then headed to Texarkana ,
where his wife Beth McGee, a twin 22 years old, few minutes older than her
sister awaited for him.
Nothing
happened. He drank six beers, Miller, his wife, two, and they got very sleepy. There
nothing happened. She is also a fan of the Tennessee Titans. Born in Nashville , Tennessee
37213 .
And both
dreamt the same dream: winged Greek Titan and Titaness led them to Parnassus
Mount, and then to Olympus . He was embraced by
a Titaness, she was embraced by a Titan.
(Actually,
the Titans and the Titanesses did not have wings, but this one, “Towards Titan”
is another story by a liar.)
... And they
gave them to drink, nectar, and to eat, ambrosia, turned them into demigods... the
happiness canned is called Nectar-Miller, and a meal in a box is called Ambrosia-McDonald's,
in a sea of Hellenic fog and dew
on flowering hills and under rosy clouds.
They did
not ask where they were going to. Just let the winged ones to take them. Came
back soon, because fantasy can not last more than a few minutes, to the
disappointment of both.
They
returned to the Deep South and heard the black crows squawking in the Metairie swamps, still on the branches of leafless trees.
She wore
a platinum ring with a blue diamond. Beth is a Methodist.
He wore
a gold ring with a ruby. Alfred is a Baptist.
In their
Protestant Bible there is no book of Judith, however, in a Catholic Bible, they
could read in Judith, XVI, 6-7: [the mythical and nonexistent service Assyrian
general Holofernes * in service to the King Nebuchadnezzar II the Great, who
did exist and ruled Babylon from 605-562 BC] “6 ... But
the Almighty Lord hath disappointed them by the hand of a woman.
“7 For
the mighty one did not fall by the young men, neither did the sons of the
Titans smite him, nor high giants set upon him: but Judith the daughter of
Merari weakened him with the beauty of her countenance.”
* Nebuchadnezzar II the Great was the eldest son and
successor of Nabopolassar, who freed Babylon
from its dependence on Assyria, leaving Nineveh
in ruins.
The Book
of Judith is a story, a imaginary writing very well structured and written
towards the end of the second century B.C. The author knew about Greek
mythology, so he was able to mention the Greek Titans.
The
mist on rural road #22 of Louisiana
is dense, they merge with it, forget their names, their origin, everything.
Apparently they are one and the same, without identity nor distinction. They went
out again, flied away, guided by the gems of their rings, she went ahead, he
followed, flying at the speed of light to Titan, the largest moon of Saturn and
the second largest natural satellite of the Solar System, only behind Ganymede,
a Jovian moon.
At
Titan, they made an igloo, sipped a Miller beer each, contemplated the Earth
from there, with a powerful and expensive portable telescope, and then flied to
the Arizona
desert, so similar to Titan, in the words of astronomer Jean-Pierre Levreton.
At the
center of Arizona is the mythological Phoenix , also Greek, that spoke and told McCrow and McGee
never give up and return to Texarkana ,
to work and further study.
They
recorded everything with his Sony video camera, and soon the will air a
two-hour documentary through channel 71 of The Arkansas Cable Company.
From now
and on famous, they hope to raise several hundred thousand dollars for
advertising during the broadcast of this fantastic and incredible journey.
-
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
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Nonsense II.
Teacher Arcano’s digression.
In September 1997, after a long Apicultural digression
the teacher of history Arcano (Artemio Cañizares Noriega), his student Novata [Rookie]
(Nora Valle Tagle), at the elite College Los Olivos, reminded him what was the
matter, as the old man had forgotten about it: the philosophical and political
influence of Friedrich Overath over the cream of the bourgeois intelligentsia
of the city of Leipzig
in the 1850s, after the failure of the “revolution” of 1848.