lunes, 3 de febrero de 2014

Nonsense CCXVII-CCXXX



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My personal mark is beta3625169410 (a string of characters formed by the name of the second Greek letter and seven numbers squared in inverted order). 

—You can find many of my writings and some pictures, by typing in the search box of Google this: beta3625169410, then follow the links. 

I invite you to create a personal mark, so the public will be more easily identifying your websites, webpages, text, images, videos, etcetera.

My personal mark would be the "smell" of my urine if I were a tiger that marks territories by urinating trees.

You can copy these six paragraphs (with slight modifications for the convenience of you and for the benefit of your readers, friends, acquaintances, customers, etc.) and the image below the web orinante tiger, and paste them in some or all of their websites.


Nonsense CCXVII.
Aqua pura, sine bacteriae.



Nonsense CCXVIII.
Anthropocentrism

Anthropocentric realities have been rising continuously. Human beings, in general, have always extended their knowledge and skills, invented, created, established, synthesized... thousands of devices, products, processes, systems, substances.

Humankind has progressed, and it will continue so. The perspectives are good.

While "our" astronomically small blue planet is not the center of the universe, it is the only one which can shelter us, for now. In this sense, it is the most important, and the "anthropic center" of the universe.

One of the most famous phrases of Greek sophist Protagoras (485 -411 B.C.) is: "Man is the measure of all things."



Nonsense CCXIX.
From Guadalajara to Álamos (Poplars) in his blue Vocho.
Rene Langlia-Casillas owns a blue Volkswagen Sedan 2002. On January 22, 2014 at 8:00 am he left Guadalajara with his family, to the northwest.

In La Venta del Astillero, they had breakfast, grilled chicken.

In El Arenal he bought a liter (2.11 pints) of tequila, a brand called Regional, distilled and bottled in Amatitán.

In Amatitán, State of Jalisco, visited a school and a boarding school, where a friend of his daughter lives.

In Tepic, State of Nayarit, they met the Mololoa river, a cane sugar mill, La Loma Park, the downtown, the statue of poet Amado Nervo, the Cathedral of the Assumption. They ate burgers at Burger King, and ice cream.

At 20:35 (9:35 p.m.) arrived to Mazatlán, where they dined, and slept in a hotel. The next morning they left that Sinaloan port, and by the 7:00 p.m. they arrived to Navojoa, State of Sonora, following the Federal Highway 15, called International. Then, drove the avenue General Ignacio Pesqueira Sur, turned right to travel on the boulevard Eduardo Bours Castelo, and again eastward to drive uphill the Lazaro Cárdenas del Río Avenue, which out of the city is called State Road 162-Sonora, towards the town of Álamos, a former silver mining centre.

They arrived to the old town of Álamos at 8:00 p.m. and enjoyed a rose petals ice cream, a traditional dessert in Álamos. They went to sleep in an old colonial style hotel.

Early in the morning, on Friday, January 24, they were preparing themselves to attend for nine consecutive days, the facilities of the 30th Festival Alfonso Ortiz-Tirado (FAOT): opera, classical guitar, estudiantinas (strolling musical bands of students)...

Alfonso Ortiz Tirado (Álamos, Sonora, 1893-Mexico City, Distrito Federal, 1960) was a physician, tenor, and philanthropist.



Nonsense CCXX.
Triumph infinite, irreversible and perennial of immanence.



Nonsense CCXXI.
Anastasio Bustamante.

The death of Anastasio Bustamante (Jiquilpan, Michoacán, 07/27/1780-San Miguel de Allende, Guanajuato, 02/06/1853) befell apparently in complete serenity, tranquility, venerability virtuosity, venturosity, peacefity, quality, amability, "happinity", accessibility, affability, admissibility, quality, airosity, authenticity, fertility, generosity, authority, readability, legality, simplicity, uniqueity, iconicity, historicity, "privacity", factuality, feasibility, specificity, gentleity, excelsity, grandiosity, "ancientity", and other friendly and exemplary names ending in "-ity" (although some of the above listed do not exist, according to several authorities of English grammar...). Those included, have been added with "idoneity" in order to leave "constancity" of the veracity. A few hours before expiring, Bustamante recommended his wife and children: "From my plantations, gold and rubies, take care and pity!" 

This physician and militar was a member of the Mexican Scottish-Rite Mason Party, president of Mexico three times. As vice president in charge of the executive branch from 01/01/1830 to 02/14/1831, the day on which by his order and payment of 50 thousand pesos in gold, a fire squad shot General Vicente Guerrero, president of Mexico, in Cuilapan, State of Oaxaca. Bustamante continued his first term as president of the nation, from 02/14/1831 to 08/14/1832.

His second period was from 04/19/1837 to 03/20/1839.

His third and final period elapsed from 07/19/1839 to 09/22/1841.



Nonsense CCXXII.
Zulian mirror.

Ask yourself about the vision of supreme whole, as you approach in a fast and descending Alcyone bicycle to the lengthy and clean Verde River in a speculated fantasy, because you are actually watching an old 1949 Venezuelan film, colored by computer, while sipping Venezuela's Canaima rum with Pepsi or Royal Crown Cola or Coca-Cola or smoking a Cuban Cohiba cigar.



Nonsense CCXXIII.
Obiit Magister Ferdinandus de Orfals, aurificibus, argentariis et metalli artifex.
The master goldsmith, silversmith and metal artist Hernán de Orfals has died.
The magister Hernán de Orfals always used to get into the School of Metal Arts through the north side door, and went out through any of the three doors. From Toledo he had arrived four years ago, dominated the smelting of iron and steel casting, the making of swords and knives, the bronze alloys, id est, copper and tin, silver, jewelry, the lost-wax casting...

Mourning crapes adorn the front walls of his home and workshop. Wreaths abound in the funeral house.

See there, his family, relatives, peers, students, friends, neighbors, acquaintances and clients, extremely sad, overwhelmed with grief before his coffin and Christianly praying to God for his eternal rest.

We will go to the funeral home at night, as soon as we conclude an urgent job in silver, for a foreigner who must leave for his hometown tonight.

Ego autem Dominus, Deus Tuus [... ] De manu inferni liberabo eos, de morte redimam eos? Ubi pestilentiae tuae o mors? Ubi pestis tua, inferne? Consolatio abscondita est ab oculis meis.

Prophetia Osee, XIII, IVa, XIV.

But I have been the Lord your God  [... ] I will ransom this people from the power of the grave; I will redeem them from death. O death, I will be your plagues! O grave, I will be your destruction! Pity is hidden from my eyes. 

—Hosea, XIII, 4a, 14, partially quoted by Saint Paul in I Corinthians XV, 55; Epistula I ad Corinthios, XV, LV.



Nonsense CCXXIV.
A Paraguayan gentleman.
In the mansion of a stay in the Paraguayan department of Caaguazú, overlooking the Iguazu River Lake, the famous polygraph Ernesto Zamacona, Earl of the Encinar and professor at the University of Salamanca, has just begun to draft the Romance of the most glorious deed by Matthias de Niarnu y Broncirraso, a Paraguayan patrician of the 20th and 21st centuries, whose main weapons are the books, but has two swords and a Remington model 700 caliber .22 rifle.

Up to this date, it continues the unstoppable rise of four-languages speaker and writer Niarnu (07/27/1981- ) — Spanish, English, Portuguese and Esperanto— degree in anthropology and statistics, B.A. in history; fond of physics and chemistry, dominant in the art of throwing of bolas (South American cowboy weapons to catch cattle) from his motorcycle!, guitar playing, also skilled in handling the Toledo steel (swords), swimming, cycling and motorcycling middle displacement, a lover of travel and tourism.

This only son has grown in the vast inheritance of his father, don Diego de Niarnu Valles, horticulturist, rye farmer, nut farmer, and dairy cattle rancher, owner of a large fortune, married with mistress Belinda Broncirraso de Osoño.

The principle of the few sheets written to date by his Illustrious Lordship says:

In a department of Paraguay, whose name I remember perfectly, Caaguazú, lives a gentleman of sword on hanger, illustrious coat of arms, windmills in his countryside, Yamaha WR 449 cc (27.4 cubic inches) motorcycle, mahogany library, and laptop computer. Pasta or rice and cheese almost daily; burgers with pickles and mashed potatoes Thursdays; fish, shrimp or crab weekly... For breakfast, usually he consumes corn flakes with milk, honey and strawberries, or pancakes.



Nonsense CCXXV.


Deux Ex Machina, Cockalorum and Factotum will meet tomorrow at 5:00 post meridiem at Cafe Teide, located at 3718 Island Avenue in Mesonia, capital of the northern province of Aphasia, to discuss and resolve once and for all, all of the problems of humankind. The first one will be asking a Turkish coffee, although he is a Greek, the Latin American, a coffee with two cubes of very white sugar, and the Milanese will require a black coffee.

It is very likely, almost certain, as it has been reported to us by this terrific triad, that the day after tomorrow we will wake with our life solved, there will be neither problems, nor diseases, wars, poverty, hunger, inequality, prostitution, crimes, murders, thefts, graffiti, fights, gossip at the laundry, nor ignorance. Greed and selfishness will begin to sag, and so on.

There will not be necessary, weapons, locksmiths, locks, alarms, lawyers or politicians. We will be living in beautiful, almost paradisiacal territories, where harmony and happiness will be prevailing, as Edenic as Shangri-lá, Xanadu, etcetera...

There will be abundance of peace, happiness, true love, philanthropy, brotherhood.

No wasting of food, water, electricity, money, time...

Absolutely no one will throw trash out of the designated containers. There shall cease pollution of all kinds, air, water, earth, underground, visual, auditive.

As for the latter: you cannot execute/perform or record or broadcast or play bad, low-quality music:

African percussion
alternative
alternative rock
Amerindian
Arabic
Aragonese jota
Argentinean
bachata
bagpipes
ballads
band (disgusting)
big band
black metal
blues
bolero
bossa nova
break
Cambodian
celtic
chacha
chanson
Charleston
chicana
Chinese
contemporary
corridos
cosmic disco
country
cumbia
death metal
disco
doom
easy listening
electronics
electro pop
ethereal wave
flamenco singing
folk
folkloric music from all regions and all countries
fox-trot
French
funk
fusion
glam rock
gothic rock
Greek
grindcore
grunge
guaracha
gypsy
hard rock
Hawaiian
heavy metal
Hebrew
Hindu
hip hop
house
huapango
Indian
indie rock
instrumental
Italian
Japanese
jarabe
jazz
Korean
Latino-Antillan (West Indian) jazz
lambada
Latin rock
lounge
lyrics, with
mambo
marimba
merengue
Mexican
new age
new wave
norteña (from northern Mexico)
nova cançó (Catalonia) 
new wave
operetta
parochial
pasito* duranguense (*little step)
Philadelphia sound
polka
polonaise
pop
popular
Prehispanic
punk
quebradita
ranchera
rap (awful)
rave
reggae
reggaeton (wretched)
repetitive
rhythm and blues
rhythmic
rock
rockabilly
rock and roll
romantic
rhumba
Russian
salsa
samba (from Brazil; not to be confused with the zamba)
sardana
schottische
Sinaloan band
ska
soft rock
soul
sudaca (South American)
surf
swing
Tahitian
tango
techno
Tex-Mex
thrash metal
traditional
tribal
trios
tropical
trova
twist
vallenato
Vietnamese
world beat
world music
zamba (from Northwestern Argentina; not to be confused with the samba)
zarzuela
zumba

... and all sorts of combinations and mixtures

which shall be preserved and guarded by the Universal Music Authority in multiple files and electronic records.

There will only be execution, playing and broadcasting of opera (bel canto included) and classical music of any of the three periods: Baroque, 1600-1750; classic, 1750-1815, and romantic, 1815 to the early twentieth century.

Music lovers from musical tastes different to the non-excluded music, are of course eligible after individual voluntary petitions, to receive one tablet of Badmusiclib, created by a team of biochemists, physicians and musicologists. The chemicals contained in it will prevent them to remain loyal or passionate about bad "ugly", "desagrables" or " tacky" musical genres for 16 years. However, there are also Badmusicret pills, which reverse the effects of the above-mentioned tablets. The former and the latter ones are absolutely free of charge.



Nonsense CCXXVI.
Drilling spheres.

Peter invented flying machines of spherical symmetry with internal electromagnetic energy of aerial self-lift, rotating at 18,000 rpm (300 revolutions per second) with tapered tips of corundum and blades of the same material.

They range from the size of a golf ball to a diameter of 33 yards.

They are used to drill the ground, dig tunnels, open passage through rocks, and so on.



Nonsense CCXXVII.
The notary Rubiet Caspe-Zis commanded the installation of parquet floor and thick draperies ten feet high by 85 feet long in the large waiting room and office of her employees, and made some workers dyed and polarized the windows at her office.



Nonsense CCXXVIII.
Deep abstraction.

No methodical or planned, but sporadic and random deep abstraction, but, once accepted by the subject matter or the frontal lobe, the dive begins as a wide upward (or downward ) spiral forming a quasi- conical shape with the apex upward (or downward) as it rises (or falls) the epistemological and metaphysical logic, reasoning speed increases beyond the vertigo, and when the point of concurrence of the generators is reached, the abstract reasoning proceeds on a climb (or decrease ) rampant, irrepressible and ultra-deep in a straight line to infinity and toward the zenith (or nadir). Neural axons, dendrites and synapses work at the speed of light.

It should be noted that the above is not possible in the minds of poorly educated, reduced-vocabulary children, adolescents, youngs, as in the case of ignorant adults, more accustomed to seeing images, pictures on cell phone, TV sitcoms, soap operas and professional sports games in the "stultifying box" (TV set), watch videos or play video games, than to converse, argue scientifically, reading, writing, reasoning, intend, think, induce, deduce, analyze and interpret the world through language, which is the scaffolding of thought...



Nonsense CCXXIX.
Insular and Exclusionary State of Pacificana (IESP).

The nation, better known simply as Pacificana, consists of six large and four small islands.

It measures 12,721, square miles (32,947 square kilometers). Its geographic center is located at 32 degrees north latitude and 135 degrees west longitude, in the Pacific Ocean.

The form of government is a collegial annual epistemocracy comprising twelve pseudowisemen. Governmental College is chaired monthly successively by each of the dozen pundits. The people elect or reelect twelve new pseudowisemen some or all for a new vintage.

As for the Legislative Power, it is unicameral and consists of 99 positions or seats.
 
There are 18 eighteen recognized parties:
Direct Democracy Party (DDP), Representativist Republican Party (RRP), Incorruptible Perfectionist Party (IPP), Authentic Democratic Party (ADP), Genuine Democratic Party (GDP), Winner Universal Party (WUP); Imperial Party (IP, advocates the establishment of an emperor/empress), Baroque Maximalist Party (BMP), Minimalist Party (MP), Epistemocratic Party (EP) Federalist Party (FP), Parliamentarist Apresidential Party (PAP), Social Justicialist Party (SJP) Pantoomniholist Party (POHP) Normoageary Party (NAP), Neo-Gothic Party (NGP) Party for a Unified Bullfightingphilia (PUBFP), Antibullfight Party (ABFP).


The Normoageary Party (NAP) advocates the votes are differentiated and proportionate to the age of each voter; for instance: the vote of an elector 18 years old would be worth 0.18 votes, the vote of an elector 50 years old would be worth 0.50 votes, the vote of an elector 118 years old would be worth 1.18 votes, the vote of a voter 100 years old would be worth 1 vote, and so on... 

In the Insular and Exclusionary State of Pacificana (IESP), by applying an Spartan-styled life: There are no permission for the residence of individuals who fall into one or more of the following categories, as per their characteristics: ignorant, myopic, blind, deaf, hypoacusic, lame, maimed, tattooed, disabled, crippled, paralyzed, hemiplegic, quadriplegic or autistic people suffering from Asperger syndrome, people with cerebral palsy, "Mongols" (or Down syndrome sufferers), Klinefelter syndrome, etcetera.
They are expelled to other countries about a week after birth or after being diagnosed their disease(s), accompanied by their parents or alone, at the option of the parents; if they have no parent, they are expelled alone. 

Teleology, Axiology (on this island access to women under 35 years of age, Truth, Justice, Impalpable, meditational Crimp Guanera Presidio is prohibited. 's Capital city is called Axiom, located in Truth.

The avenues, parks, gardens, buildings, and so can not hold people's names or geographical names (no crappy heroes * and fewer foreigners ) there is no monuments to people, only to abstract concepts.
* From trash.


The official language is Esperanto. Also they tolerate: Portuguese, Spanish, Italian, German, English, French, Swedish, Latin, Greek, Sanskrit, Volapük, Japanese and Russian.







The national motto is: Sapien non ire in, semper surgere
(Be wise not to go into, it is always to rise)


The coat of arms: A black two-headed crowned eagle in a silver field: →

The National Anthem is the fourth movement of Symphony No. 1 in C minor, Opus 68, by Johannes Brahms.The National Anthem is the Fourth Movement of Johannes Brahms's Symphony No. 1 in C minor, Opus 68.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TpxW3QVXg 

There are prohibitions for almost all kind of pets (except fishes): no dogs, cats, rabbits, turtles, beetles, hamsters, parrots, squirrels, white rats, scorpions, etcetera, are allowed. All pets other than fishes must be immediately killed, and the owner (or his/her father or mother, if the owner is a minor), will be fined double what he/she pays in taxes annually.

The garbage runs along fresh water in waterways drivers on the edge of the sidewalks, because in almost all the islands water is abundant.


In public places, restaurants, bars, cafes, taverns and so all potable liquids, water, soft drinks (sodas), milk, coffee, teas, soups, etcetera, shall be served in sight of the consumer, and should fall into the container from a height equal to or greater than 20 inches.


For the waitresses/waiters unskilled in this service or liquid-gravitational process, the companies which have hired them must have on hand funnels 20 inches or more long, made of porcelain, glass, fiberglass or plastic; even the vuvuzelas * may serve this purpose. The inescapable bottom line is that compliance with Article 116 of the Rules of Service in restaurants, bars and the like.*



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vuvuzela 


The penalty for non-compliance or non-compliance with this article is 500 mups (monero unuoj Pacificana: Pacificana monetary units).

In Pacificana there are prohibitions for coins (metal money), paper banknotes, and plastic banknotes.


The pundits of Pacificana thought in an idealized planning, dreamed about one day the brotherhood, solidarity and justice prevail throughout Pacificana, that it would be no more selfishness, greed, financial abuse, usury, fraud, undeserved profit, and it would not be necessary the use of money voluntarily. This purpose was not a reality, because of human nature, of course.

So it was that, as a result of a unanimously ucase agreed among twelve pseudowise ones: 

All of the money circulating in Pacificana was removed and every individual, every inhabitant of the archipelago, including infants, has received a debit/credit. It was a personal card, connected to the Automated Center in the city of Axiom.These individual cards (IC), absolutely record all financial transactions: acquisitions, purchases, sales, exchanges, transfers, changes, inheritance, barters, donations, income, expenses, investments, profits, losses, interests, electronic transfers, payments, wages, stock options, options on futures, salaries, fees, payments, collections, movements, discounts, prepaid, signals or hooks, deposits, withdrawals, transactions, deductions, adjustments, deductions, business inventory, stocks, funds, liabilities, assets, future, revenues, expenses, gains, losses, royalties, notes, promissory notes, bills of exchange, money orders, electronic funds transfers, rights, credits, deductions, commissions, bonuses, currency exchange, financing, consolidations, mergers, liquidations, capital increases, capital reductions, payment of dividends, contracting, constitution of companies, formation of cooperatives, fines and penalties, late fees, collection costs/fees, compensation, shipments, shipments, invoicing, returns, sales, Services, Registration balances, statements, etcetera, will be processed and recorded in the Automated Center in the city of Axiom. 

There are also credit/debit cards issued on behalf of corporations, banks, municipal governments, state or provincial governments, national governments, corporations, companies, associations, clubs, educational institutions, so that each company or entity has a single card. 

Therefore, the dream of the heads of the offices of the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), and the purpose of all of the tax collectors in Pacificana were fulfilled. All movements, operations, deposits, withdrawals, payments, transactions, etcetera, are recorded in the Automated Center located in Axiom, and the last day of each quarter (03/31, 06/30, 09/30, and 12/31) is obtained from citizens, residents, businesses and organizations around the archipelago, a tax ranging from 9 to 45 percent of their net income.

This tax has become known as the Individual Absolute Quarterly Tax (IAQT). This policy has caused that tax evasion and tax avoidance have come to an almost absolute end throughout Pacificana. 

A lot of stingy people, predatory lenders, greedy usurers and other lovers of money died; some died when they learned about this new measure, and others passed away when these new monetary and fiscal policies were enforces in the islands.

With this implementation, tax evasion has come to an end. 

Pacificana has created a pension fund system based on the Chilean model, the Pension Fund Administrators (PFA) by two economists, politicians and ministers of Chile during the government of Augusto Pinochet, namely: José Piñera-Echenique and Hernán Buchi-Buc, and it was launched by the enactment of Decree Law 3500 of November 4, 1980...

So did Mexican president Carlos Salinas de Gortari by 1992, during his tenure, he implemented the Savings for Retirement System (SRS), Sistema de Ahorro para el Retiro (SAR).

Furthermore, public education is outlawed in Pacificana. Parents must choose the private school where their children will attend in order to study —it can be secular or belonging to any religious affiliation (with the exception of six religions *) and even atheists. The government performs electronic transfers of supersymbolic money (remember that in Pacificana there is no money in the form of notes or coins) to schools and educational institutions, to pay for tuition, registration, uniforms, books, school supplies, meals and snacks, living in the campuses, public transportation (bus), school insurance and so on.

*There are absolute prohibition for six religions:


Buddhism (because of being false and crappy), Muslim (Islam, because of proselytizing and for tolerating violence (criminal or not), coming from some of its fellow members), or Sikhism (because of its fabrication of horrible hybrid religions); Jehovah's Witnesses, Mormons (The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints), and the Light of the World Church—these last three because of being fanciful, foolish and highly proselytist—. All of the other religions, as well as agnosticism and atheism are religions/convictions allowed, accepted or tolerated. Even the veneration and even worship of pencil and graphite, an allotrope form of carbon (atomic number, 6) —carbonoism or carbonoist religion— is allowed. 

That way, the dangers are removed to create union organizations such as the Mexican ominous SNTE (National Union of Education Workers, Sindicato Nacional de Trabajadores de la Educación) or even worse, the greedy, rapacious, lazy, ignorant, harmful, and dire budget predators like the CNTE ("National" Coordinator of Education Workers, Coordinadora "Nacional" de Trabajadores de la Educación).


Even though the
Insular and Exclusionary State of Pacificana (IESP) is a federal republic, it can issue peerages and  nobiliary titles: knights, ladies, barons, baronesses, viscounts, viscountesses, counts, countesses, marquesses, marchionesses, dukes, duchesses, princes and princesses of the Insular State, etcetera. The costs/prices, payable by rank at the Issuing Office of Nobiliary Titles, are from 300 thousand to six million mups (unuoj monero Pacificana: Pacificana monetary units). 

Television transmission is prohibited, by air (open) signal, as well as by satellite and cable, sporting events and sports commentary programs, comedy and entertainment programs, soap operas and reality shows, and dance contests and/or singing. The cartoons can be transmitted only from 4:00 p.m. to 8:00 p.m., excluding Sundays. 

For littering, the fine is of 500 mups. For not flushing water in toilets/latrines after use, the fine is 1000 mups.

There is death penalty for street vendors, and ipso facto capital penalty for demonstrators blocking streets and those who walk the streets protesting, or in sit-ins, invade and/or block streets, sidewalks, gardens, businesses, access to businesses, offices, buildings, homes, facilities, transport terminals, railway and bus stations, airports, ports, public or private, as well as capital punishment will also apply ipso facto to invaders or squatters of lands, rivers, ponds, lakes, reservoirs, marshes, estuaries, federal waters.

Also, hobos, tramps, unemployed, lazy ones, graffitiers, and all sorts of individuals without a job or benefit, as well as the vicious ones will be ipso facto executed via lethal injection or at gas chambers (at the choice of the convict) without a trial, as long as they are videorecorded or videotaped in the act....

Note that there are four million active cameras installed in the streets, sidewalks, parks, gardens, public buildings, businesses, airports, railway stations, schools, universities, etcetera, in Pacificana. 

The unemployed ones older than fifteen years, beggars, idlers and leftists, socialists, communists, anarchists, troublemakers, members and leaders of trade unions, will be exiled from the islands, and if they happen to re-enter the Insular and Exclusionary State of Pacificana (IESP) will be executed at once (ipso facto).

The IESP is one of the most organized and prosperous countries of the world, with a per-capita gross domestic product (GDP) of about 71,486.00 dollars.

Arguably, hyperbolically, it is a recovered paradise.
 


Nonsense CCXXX. 

Norwegian explorer Roald Amundsen (1872-1928), when was about to conquer the South Pole, used a running, living, food: on Tuesday, November 21, 1911, "24 of the remaining 42 sledge dogs" were shot at "The Butcher's Shop", in the Antarctic, some dogs were eaten by the remaining 18 dogs and the human beings; a part of the dogs' meat was frozen for a later use.




miércoles, 22 de enero de 2014

Nonsense CXCII-CCXVI



If you want to be taken to a webpage with Spanish–language nonsense, please click on these sliding* words



*This word, "inspired" by the forthcoming XXII Olympic Winter Games, from Friday 7 to Sunday 23 February 2014, in Sochi, Russia. In order to see some of the facilities, please visit https://maps.google.com and once there, please type the following: 43.404, 39.953 ... Then, zoom in. 





Or, better yet, please click on the following link:

https://www.google.com.mx/maps/place/43%C2%B024'14.4%22N+39%C2%B057'10.8%22E/@43.4040039,39.9508113,408m/data=!3m2!1e3!4b1!4m2!3m1!1s0x0:0x0?hl=en 

 [Please excuse me for any spelling and grammar errors. Spanish is my mother tongue].

Nonsense CXCII.
Antizero, antione, antitwo, and pseudozero.

The date Wednesday, 01/01/2014 will be recorded for posterity in letters of an alloy of platinum and gold, because that day, Apprentice Mathematician Number 4 (AMN4) invented several new numbers, including the antizero and the antione, aboard the luxury yacht Science, anchored in Brindisi, where the ancient inhabitants of the sixteenth century BC (BCE) manufactured a high-quality bronze (an alloy of copper and tin).

It is likely these two inventions —the antizero and the antione— are considered in the near future, a milestone in the development of contemporary mathematics and in the history of science in the 21st century.

That day, the first one of January, two thousand fourteen, with his wife, his two daughters, his son, and all the crew, ate a Texan style roast beef, with sauces, pickles, salads and baguettes, and all of them drank toasts with red wines of the Abruzzos.

Regarding the antizero, it is a very difficult and abstract numeric concept, so it will not be explained here, since only about forty people worldwide could have a glimpse of understanding about it. It is simply indescribable. We write it symbolically: a0.

Maybe by July 2015 AMN4 deign to draft long paragraphs in order to try to explain certain approaches to understanding the antizero, to the rest of humanity, we really are a bunch of ignorant ones (Homo ignorantis tardus), although some consider our way behind species as the Homo sapiens sapiens, nothing less.

As for the antione, it is neither -1 (minus one), nor 0.1 (zero dot one), nor the imaginary number i (√ -1).

This is the antione, and is written as an inverted (turned upside down) number 1:




The Apprentice Mathematician Number 4 has yet to reveal the essence of antione because he has not patented it, but he has glimpsed what this newest number can serve for, and hopes to develop his hypothesis in a space of two years.

(I). It could be a very useful application for all living humanity and even for a portion of the deceased, by gear of normalized hypertranstemporaneity, excluding asymptotic freedom.

(II). Also, it could be exploited in the polarized targeting of energy of lightness and lowness, in strange virtual or ethereal gutters, ionized and ionizing conductive and rearranging of electromagnetic microwaves of wavelengths from ten to one centimeter, and frequencies from 3 to 30 gigahertz (GHz) at a ridiculously low cost. This could lead to the financial failure and real collapse of cell phone companies worldwide.

(III). Used in conjunction with the antizero, it could have interesting applications in the field of hyperreal mathematics and theoretical physics.

In order to create the antizero, the antione, the antitwo, the antithree, et cetera, AMN4 had to aspire for at least a week, the salty thalassoprana (from the Greek word Thalassa [sea] and the Sanskrit word prana [breath of life]) of the Ionian Sea and then direct the bow north; he borrowed some concepts of astronomy, theoretical physics, vectors, extrapolation, and complex analysis, and mentioned and intended variations and approaches toward a heterodox numbergraphy:
 a0





Moreover, the great AMN4 has reported that during the second half of this year of Our Lord, 2014, he will be attempting something much more difficult: the creation of the pseudozero (ps0), for which he must devise sophisticated formulas based on topology, numerical theory, trigonometry, fractals, calculus, and sets, as well as apply the highest numbergenic abstraction.

If AMN4 manages to create the pseudozero, as his supporters expect, it will happen what has happened to certain inventions: after creation, its makers ask what can it serve for? So, it will be an early solution looking for a problem to be resolved.



Nonsense CXCIII.
Antitime.
The Apprentice Physicist Number  5 (APhN5) in a recent experimental lecture at the Chilean Easter Island (Rapa Nui) has stated that in virtue that an ideal object (an ideal concept) transcends or has a being in itself, in an epistemological sense, and as it is not known if some of the kinds of times out there really exist or not, he has taken the time to hypothesize about various types of times and has contributed his own view:

There are:
(a) Real and ordinary time, or universal linear time. According to many scientists, it is the fourth dimension of spacetime, symbolized by the letter t. (The first three are, according to the Cartesian coordinate system: x, y, z.) The time unit in the International System of Units —Le Système Internationl d'unités (SI)—, is the second. Many analog watches and clocks have in addition to the hours' and minutes' hands, a third hand called seconds' hand, it takes this seconds' hand, 60 seconds or a minute to complete one turn around the clock face.

However, the higher the speed at which an aircraft, rocket, spaceship move... the slower the time passes for the crew and passengers than for those on earth.

(b) Verb tenses (times): The verb has moods; the mood, tenses; the tense, numbers; the number, persons.

(c) The musical times (rhythms).

(d) The historical times (in the time of the Vikings, in the time of Queen Christina of Sweden), sports times (Overath scored one goal in the 14th minute of the second half time of yesterday's soccer game), innings (in baseball), falls (in wrestling), rounds (in boxing), sets (in tennis), quarters (in football), deadlines, dates, terms, eons, epochs, eras, ages, periods, seasons, episodes, planting, harvesting, phases, cycles, seasons, breaks, durations, dates, stages, calends, epacts, seconds, minutes, hours, sesquihours, days, infra octaves, weeks, octaves, novenas, tens, fortnights, months, bimonthly, quarterly, quadrimonthly, semesters, years, bienniums or biennia, trienniums or triennia, quadrenniums or quadrennia, lustrums or lustra, quinquenniums or quinquennia, sexenniums or sexennia, septenniums or septennia, octenniums or octennia, novenniums or novennia, decenniums or decennia, decades, centuries, sesquicenturies, millenia, et cetera.

(e) Real-time systems and timesharing systems, in informatics, cybernetics, communications...

For example, the Gulf War (01/17/1991-02/28/1991) in Iraq, was covered live —in real time— by cameras and microphones of Cable News Network, or CNN, founded by billionaire Ted Turner. CNN transmitted battles and attacks in the same instant that happened, however, the signal arrived to television sets in North America with a few seconds delay. However it was considered that the transmissions and receptions were simultaneous, although strictly speaking  that did not happen.

In computing, timeshare systems refer to concurrent use of computing resources among many users simultaneously through multiprogramming technologies.

(f) Time for a menu, banquet, lunch, dinner.
Here, time means entry. For instance, a menu of four entries may be composed as follows:
First entry (time): for example, a table of white, light cheeses, with grapes.
Second entry (time): a salad (various types of lettuce, shredded carrots, radishes, tomatoes, et cetera), or a soup, or a mousse (this French word literally means "foam") made with beaten egg whites (and/or whipped cream) and some vegetable like broccoli, asparagus, et cetera, or chop suey (a Chinese expression) [without meat]: bean or soy sprouts, onions, mushrooms, rice, soy sauce...
Third entry (time): main course: meat (beef, pork, horse, donkey, deer, rabbit, chicken, turkey, duck, frog... ), or fish, or shellfish, id est, proteins and fats.
Fourth entry (time): dessert: jelly, pudding, snow, pie, cake...

(g) Strokes (times), in mechanics and engineering: phases of an internal combustion engine . For example, a four-stroke engine completes a combustion thermodynamic cycle this way: 1 admission, 2 compression, 3 explosion/expansion, 4 exhaust.

(h) Timeshares or multiple ownership. The timeshare scheme refers to the right of use of real estate and its gardens, pools, beaches, forests, and nearby facilities, for a certain period (one week a year, for example). Generally these facilities are used to spend vacations or holidays.

(i) Imaginary time. English physicist Stephen Hawking (1942- ) has noted that the ordinary and real time can be graphed or viewed as a horizontal line (x-axis) that goes from left to right, the past time is on the left and the future time is on the right, it is also possible to consider the imaginary time as a line perpendicular (vertical) to the real time, id est, right-angled at 90 degrees from the line of real or ordinary time. In this vertical line ( y-axis), the previous imaginary time is below, and the future imaginary time is above.

(j) Saving of time, or knowledge as a substitute for time:

Imagine you are reading a book of over 700 pages, which does not exist on the Internet, there is no electronic version; only thousands of printed copies of this paper-and-ink product. Someone, for example the editor, before sending the book to the printing press, has decided to command a reviewer or copy editor or spelling checker or style proofreader, that in addition to provide a table of contents or general index to be printed in the first pages of the book, his subordinate(s) shall make several more indexes (to place them in the final pages of the book): (A) one onomastic index, alphabetized by the last names of the persons mentioned in the book, (B) a toponymic index, with the names of cities, towns, rivers, dams, states, provinces, prefectures, schools, markets, museums, palaces, churches, parks, gardens, et cetera, that appear in the book, (C) an analytical index of trascendent words or concepts or keywords that appear in the book, (D) an authors' index, which lists the scientists and writers mentioned in the volume, (E) a sequence or progression of notes (numbered from the beginning to the end of the book, or numbered by chapter) when the editor decides that such notes will not be footnotes but they will be endnotes which will be collected under a separate heading at the end of chapters or at the end of the book, (F) finally, a bibliography, and/or a hemerography, and/or a webography. 

Without the inclusion of these indices, you, as a reader, would have to invest or "waste" time to find the character, let us say, Ernest Spencer, or the Falcon Dam, or entropy (or enthalpy, or intussusception, or solipsism, or chronaxie, or loxodrome, or achromatopsia), that rare word that appeared on... what page? ... and that author Seldner... on which page was he cited?, et cetera.

The editor, a great foresighter, will have saved you minutes and even hours of searching. You just need to know the alphabet: a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z... and refer to the appropriate index. Such an index will point you which page to go to.

Centuries and even decades ago, many books did not include these indices.



On the internet there are gigantic databases used by search engines like:

yahoo.com, bing.com, ask.com, cuil.com.co, www.hotbot.com, google.com, kosmix.com, hakia.com, lexxe.com, answers.com/bb, wolframalpha.com, deeppeep.org, clusty.com, http://blindsearch.fejus.com, duckduckgo.com, yauba, hunch.com, OneRiot, Scoopler, powerset , yandex, et cetera.

In a way, these databases are sophisticated and manipulatable* indexes, containing numerous data and connections, they are giant, used for performing searches, Boolean ones or not. They save the users a lot of time.

*But only by the respective software of the abovementioned companies.



In the extreme sections or headers of aisles or shelves in supermarkets, there are signs, indicators of the products you can find there. The manager will have saved you time, having commanded certain employees to print and put those signs in the aisle 1, aisle 2, aisle 3, and so on.



The above are only three examples in which knowledge replaces –or saves–  time, even if partially, id est, it will not save you 100 percent of time, as you should consult an index, or visit/open an Internet search engine, or walk in order to read a sign. Yes, it can be argued that knowledge replaces or saves more than 95 percent of your time in most cases, as I believe.

(k) Other kinds of time, you can search in dictionaries and encyclopedias.

(l) Clocks, watches, timers, calendars, diaries, logs, itineraries, schedules, Gantt charts...

(m) The time regained (Le temps retrouvé) [1927], a posthumous novel by French writer Marcel Proust (1871-1922).

There are no:
(1) Cyclic times of Hindus, Egyptians, Native Americans, and so on.
In the center of the flag of India is the Ashoka Chakra, also known as Wheel of Time, in navy blue, with 24 peaks symbolizing the 24 hours of the day. It replaced the spinning wheel, which was at the center of the flag before Independence of India, from the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, which occurred on Friday, 08/15/1947.

The Wheel of Time means wheel movement, the dynamism of a peaceful change, as the stagnation means death, whereas in movement there is life, India should not resist change, it must move, go forward.

That famous "Wheel of Time" is related to metempsychosis or transmigration of souls, the basis of reincarnation, another Hindu myth.

Another leg-pull was the supposed Aztec, Mexica, Meshica or Nahua cycle of 52 years. These Amerindians, whose capital was Tenochtitlan founded by the chieftain Tenoch to 1325 AD (ce),  at the end of each cycle of 52 years, they feared for the fate of the world if the Sun could think "no rise again", so that the priests used to perform, at the end of the 52-year cycle, a ritual of The New Fire, they lit fire at a teocalli (temple, or rather "a house of a god"), at the hill of La Estrella (The Star), in Mexico City, then known as Huizachtécatl. Also sacrificed a warrior or an important individual. 

(2) Time that goes "backwards", id est, into the past. Something that can "illustrate" this is the baloney shown in the video for the song "Return to innocence", from the album The cross of changes, 1993, by German-Romanian electronic music group Enigma, which depicts the life of an individual that begins with death and ends with birth.

(3) Greek gods like Chronos nor Greek titans like Cronus .

(4) Individuals —and especially women— that rejuvenate rather than age, because they use a watch whose hands rotate counterclockwise.

Several things that "existed" and no longer exist:
(α, alpha) The atime. Before the Big Bang the atime "existed": there was no time. The prefix a- in "atime" means "without ", from the Greek language; it is a privative prefix.

Time, space, matter, antimatter, dark matter, energy, dark energy, the antienergy and antitime began to coexist simultaneously in the Big Bang, or can also be argued, that already existed before the Big Bang, but were "static", "reduced" , "condensed", "latent", "lethargic", or "crouched" in one single point, and were measurable in "zeptobarns" or "yoctobarns" (area) or yoctometers (diameter).

(β, beta) Nothingness or "absolute vacuum".

(γ, gamma ) The antispace.

At the time of the Big Bang, atime, nothingness or "absolute vacuum", and antispace ceased to exist.

Please remember that these paragraphs are nonsense, specifically this one is #193. Just kidding.

If darkness is the absence of light, if black is the absence of color, if cold is the absence of heat, then atime could be the absence or lack of time. But are there or "existed "once, darkness, the black "color", cold, atime?

It is not known if the following ones exist:
(I) The diatime, id est, "time through time."

(II) Hemitime and partitime or partialtime.

(II a) To understand these concepts, we have to use a simile. Imagine that you are sanding a piece of wood, a quadrangular prism, for example, with only your right hand. You stop for a few minutes and go to the fridge to get a drink (soda) or a beer; while drinking your refreshment, you think about ending the task faster if you use both hands simultaneously, apply more work, force, energy, so you go back to where the wooden polyhedron is and take two equal pieces of sandpaper, one in each hand, and start sanding simultaneously two opposite faces of the piece of wood (hemitime) , and then you call your brother/son and the piece is sanded by four hands (partialtime).

(II b) Due to your job, you travel weekly to another city, located 180 miles from where you live, in a car at 60 miles per hour. Suddenly, one day, you decide to travel at 120 m.p.h to save half the time. The risk of an accident is greater.

(II c) You are a foreman or a manager, seated at a table, and perform accounts and computations while monitoring the reapers or workers. You kill two birds with one stone.

(II') Accelerated time.

(II a') Instead of sanding with four hands, you and your brother/son sand with four machines, a faster way (partialtime, but faster than partitime).

(II b') You travel by plane, or use the internet to avoid having to travel by car.

(II c') You delegate these tasks, in order to embark on a larger project, about the company overview, statistics, growth forecast for next year, and so on.

(III) Asynchronous time, or acurrence.

(IV) Accelerated time... it is when a faster time overtakes a time that advances at "cruising speed".

(V) Extropic time. It puts order. This is the opposite of entropic time (entropy: "magnitude of disorder in a system.")

(VI) Riemannian times. Just as there are Riemannian spaces (named after German mathematician George F.B. Riemann [1826-1866 ]), There may be Riemannian times. —This is a joke, as far as it is known, there are no Riemannian times. The Riemannian spaces do exist, epistemologically, as ideal objects, as mathematical entities. So they are intangible, unlike an orange or a baseball, for example.

(VII) While time is a nonspatial continuum, maybe the chronyon does exist, it is an hypothetical elementary particle of time. It is an elementary boson of mass 0 (zero) which apparently interacts with almost no particles, exceptions are other chronyons, and antichronyons. The spin or angular momentum of chronyons is 0 (zero), but it can change to 1 wildly, and it is unknown if their charge is positive, negative, neutral, neutral-simple, neutral-combined, pseudopositive, pseudonegative, fluctuating-variable (if it changes from - to +, and/or from + to -, and if it increases and decreases each yoctosecond) or if they have no charge at all. It is therefore a great mystery of physics and mathematics. APhN5 says he has discovered the chronyon on Thursday, January 9, 2014.

Chronyons are by far the fastest particles in the universe. In fact, they can cross the entire universe in a yoctosecond: 1 x 10 ^ -24 s.

(VIII) Normal straight time. When chronyons are moving in a straight line.

(IX) Circumferential time. It occurs when chronyons do not move in a straight line but circumferentially.

(X) Ellipsoidal time. It happens when chronyons do not move in a straight line, but along the perimeter of an ellipse.

(XI) Parabolic time. It happens when chronyons do not move in a straight line, but parabolically.

(XII) Hyperbolic time. It happens when chronyons do not advance in a straight line, but paired (always in pairs) move hyperbolically.

(XIII) Inverted or retro time. When chronyons do not advance, but retreat.

(XIV) Spheroidal Time. When chronyons travel as if they were moving along the surface of a sphere by following the points of the "north pole" of a spiraloidly moving axis as per well defined radianic scales.

(XV) Helicoidal time. It happens when chronyons follow the stroke of a spinning propeller.

(XVI) Zigzag time. Chronyons advance in zigzag.

(XVII) Sinusoidal time. The chronyons, when traveling, plot sinusoid curves.

(XVIII) Intratime. Internal time or "time within time."

(XIX) Metatime. Time which is posterior to real or ordinary time.

(XX) Paratime. Co-time, or "time along time." Really, a mysterious phenomenon.

(XXI) Fantastic time. It is distantly similar to imaginary time —please see subsection (i), above—, the difference is that this one should be plotted as a line correspond to the z-axis of the Cartesian coordinates. In this case, the past time is close to the observer of the three axes, and and the future time is away from the observer.

(XXII) Combined time. This time happens when chronyons rotate circumferentially, but also advance otherwise (as do cyclones).

XXIII) Hypertime. This rare phenomenon is the "excess of time".

(XXIV) Hypotime. "Lack of time".

(XXV) Discontinuous or intermittent time. This one occurs when chronyons disappear and reappear every yoctosecond or every zeptosecond, according to some variables not yet determined. Apparently they do not annihilate each other. It is not something magical, but a scientific mystery.

(XXVI) Still time, or floating time. The chronyons station themselves "voluntarily".

(XXVII) Boxed or captured time. The chronyons are stationary, held by the action of antichronyons.

(XXVIII) Focused time. The chronyons form beams focused toward a moment or an instant in time.

(XXIX) Rupture of time. The chronyons break formation and move in any and all directions, wildly.

(XXX) Descending time. The chronyons are rapidly precipitated.

(XXXI) Antitime. It happens when it is not chronyons, but the elusive and rare antichronyons, advancing, apparently straight.

(XXXII) Mutually annihilating, enemy times. When a group of chronyons and other constituted by antichronyons decide to collide and annihilate each other. They may be equidistant or not to the point of collision. Moreover, this strange phenomenon may lead to the creation of atimes, although ephemeral, fortunately for humankind.

(XXXIII) Extended time. When certain smart chronyons decrease their speed so that the actors —humans, animals, plants, fungi, viruses, inert objects— can consider an extension of the "this instant" time, since the latter only lasts a moment, and it would be imperceptible. For example, Catherine can tell her friend on her cell phone : "I am going out of school," when in fact she came two minutes ago and is situated about 600 feet from her school.

(XXXIV) Bubbly time. It is when chronyons form "bubbles". Time encapsulates itself capriciously.

(XXXV) Slowed time. The chronyons drastically reduce its speed when a spaceship, star, group of particles, et cetera, passes close to them at high speed.

(XXXVI) Latent time. When time is "hidden" —chronyons rise and fall quickly to pretend they do not exist, but no longer fool anyone.

(XXXVII) Expansive time. When chronyons disperse to occupy more space. The "t" wants to take over the other three variables (x, y, z).

(XXXVIII) Intermittent time. When chronyons of certain regions of the universe stop and create an "empty time" each yoctosecond, and then resume their flight. It is imperceptible to human senses, but a fourth-generation detector of time can track it.

(XXXIX) Elongated permanent time. It will happen when, after the Big Rip, the chronyons will double each yoctosecond and pretend they fill, all by themselves, all of the immense and unimaginable space. Antichronyons will double too, but every two yoctoseconds, so this process will be very slow and lengthy .



Renato Leduc, a Mexican poet and journalist (1897-1986), published in 1939, a poem (which was later set to music, so there is a song, too.)

Time

Wise virtue of knowing the time;
on time loving, and unleashing on time
as the saying goes: to give time to time...
that of love and pain, relieves the time.

That love, whom I loved to untimely
martyred me so much and so long
that I never felt the passing time
as bitterly as in that time.

To love wanting as in another time
—I was still unaware that time is gold—
so much time I lost —alas!—, so much time.

And now that of loves I have no time
love of those times, how I long for 
the wicked bliss of wasting time...

- -

The song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL5i0CQIsYA

The original poem, in Spanish:

Tiempo

Sabia virtud de conocer el tiempo;
a tiempo amar y desatarse a tiempo; 
como dice el refrán: dar tiempo al tiempo... 
que de amor y dolor alivia el tiempo.

Aquel amor a quien amé a destiempo
martirizome tanto y tanto tiempo
que no sentí jamás correr el tiempo, 
tan acremente como en ese tiempo.

Amar queriendo como en otro tiempo
–ignoraba yo aún que el tiempo es oro–
cuánto tiempo perdí –ay– cuánto tiempo.

Y hoy que de amores ya no tengo tiempo, 
amor de aquellos tiempos, cuánto añoro
la dicha inicua de perder el tiempo...



From the Augustinian friar, priest, scholar and poet of New Spain, Miguel de Guevara (1585?-1646?), a mistake-in-accounts sonnet:

The time and the account

Asks me the time about itself account
If I can give the account to the time:
That who lived so long without account  ...
How he has to give, with no time, so much account?

To take, does not want the time, time on account
For I have not given the account to time:
That time would take into account the time,
If in the account of time, there were account.

Which time has to suffice to so much account?
Which account has to suffice for so much time?
That the one who lives without account, lacks time...

And I am without time or account, 
Knowing that I have to give account for the time
And has to arrive, the time of the account.

- -

The original, in Spanish:

El tiempo y la cuenta

Pídeme el tiempo de sí mismo cuenta,
Si darle puedo yo la cuenta al tiempo:
Que quien vivió sin cuenta tanto tiempo...
¿Cómo ha de dar sin tiempo tanta cuenta?

Tomar no quiere el tiempo, tiempo en cuenta,
Por no haberle dado yo la cuenta al tiempo:
Que el tiempo tomaría en cuenta el tiempo,
Si en la cuenta del tiempo hubiera cuenta.

¿Qué tiempo ha de bastar a tanta cuenta?
¿Qué cuenta ha de bastar a tanto tiempo?
Que a quien vive sin cuenta, falta tiempo...

Y yo estoy sin tener tiempo ni cuenta,
Sabiendo que he de dar cuenta del tiempo
Y ha de llegar el tiempo de la cuenta.



Tempus fugit (Latin), Time flies.

El tiempo es oro (Spanish) Time is gold.

Time is money (English).

All things are alien to us, only time is ours. (Lucius Annaeus Seneca)



Time

ab aeterno (Latin: from eternity)
ab ovo (Latin: from the origin)
a couple of minutes
aeviternal
age
antitime
appropriate
assiduous 
asynchronous
atemporal
atime
brief
coeval
contemporary
contretemps
diachronic
ephemeral
eternal
eternity
everlasting
extemporaneous
flashback
flicker
future
heartbeat
inappropriate
in saecula saeculorum (Latin: forever; eternally)
instant
instantaneous
jiffy
lasting
moment
off beat
passenger
past
perishable
permanent
perpetual
present
present progressive, present continuous
retro (retrospective)
rhythm
sine die (Latin: without any future date being designated; indefinitely)
sporadic
studs
synchronization
synchronous
tempo
temporal
temporary
timeless
timing
untimely




chronyon (in Spanish, cronión) hypothetical particle of time, as a joke. Alejandro Ochoa G. [I] has [have] coined the term on Wednesday, January 22, 2014 (MMXIV), at home, in the city of Guadalajara, very close to:

20.702085 degrees, N; -103.32535 degrees, W.


20º 42’ 07.506” N, -103º 19’ 31.26” W


antichronyon (in Spanish, anticronión) the antiparticle of the chronyon.

The expansion of time can occur if chronyons are trapped and their speed is drastically reduced. Thus, it can slow time and life, and the old age arrives later than usual. Everything happens as if it were in "slow motion". 

That is, when chronyons are "compressed", time gets expanded.

AFN5 is currently working in manufacturing a chronyons' compressor/expander of time.

If you want to compress time, it is more difficult: it necessarily involves compressing the elusive antichronyons.



Nonsense CXCIV.
Synthetic pheromones.

On Tuesday, January 30, 2007, in Geneva, Switzerland, biochemistry master Astra Mass and chemical engineer Carl Thornton created a series of powerful, very concentrated, and altered synthetic pheromones (F ) which they dyed in order to identify them. These ones could solve many problems affecting humankind.

The liquid vehicle they have used to keep pheromones stable is 70 percent of double distilled water and 30 per cent of pure ethyl alcohol.

Pheromones can be sprayed by using an atomizer in front of the face of the person concerned.

For example, Blue 43 F is an inhibiting agent of appetite, or "takes away the hunger." There are many individuals who have very little money to buy the food they require daily. This F helps mitigate the need to eat. No need to follow the teachings of fakirs of India.

Yellow 51 F instills the will to acquire knowledge, to learn, that is, it will be useful to help to educate the ignorant and "analphabeast" humankind.

Magenta 67 F imbues a sense of honesty both in ordinary citizens and in politicians; its effects are most powerful and notorious in the latter case. It is expected that Mass and Thornton manufacture many 42-U.S.-gallon barrels of this preparation to give it for free (atomizers included) to politicians around the world, so they can aspire it.



Nonsense CXCV.
Ralf Koehler was one of the privileged witnesses of a hatching that was focused, waxed, serumified and certified by the Rhythm Dukes, Gregory Madvlen in Atlanta, Georgia.



Nonsense CXCVI.
Microziggurats.

The microziggurats creat ed by ants in the deserts of the world testify that these insects in the aeons when they were smart, played the insectaneous chess, and also wanted to reach immeasurable heights.



Nonsense CXCVII.
Carbajo in Istanbul.

At that cafe of Istanbul, Guanajuatean entrepreneur moves forward both hands to push aside the curtains of lace with beads that separate the hall from the great saloon, and enters this one, looking between dense cigarette smoke for an empty table against the wall —he wants to be looking East-West. It is a little more than the twenty-second hour of that warm night of 2004. He lights one of his Delicados Ovalados cigarettes (he has taken with himself several packs from Mexico), and asks for a mocha liqueur and pear pies. A musical group of strings and wind enlivens that Middle-Eastern evening, and the three half-naked dancers contort and dance in frenzied fro... they are wearing their last three veils only. The Arabian Nights is a cafe-bar where riffraffs gather. Our character, Mario Carbajo-Urquiza, hears an old-telephone-style ring-ring in his cell phone; he answers.

It is his partner calling from San Miguel el Grande (now San Miguel de Allende), to inform him that the local Congress has already authorized the construction of the dam, and all will be well . "Thank you, René, thank you, see you there in a week, my best regards to your wife," says Carbajo.

 

Nonsense CXCVIII.
Magic.

Magic of liquid, which is not in solid or gas.
Magic of a match, that there is not in the lighter.
Magic of the sea, which does not exist on the land.
Magic of silver, not in gold.
Magic of the Moon, that the Sun does not own.
Magic of sepia, not in color.
Magic of wine, not in liquor.
Magic of the curve, unknown to the straight line.
Magic of woman, nonexistent in man.
Magic of the fruit juice, which is not in the soda.
Perennial magic of a book, which does not dwell in a newspaper.
Magic of the flower, not seen in the leaf.
Magic of a Mirror, which is not in a window.
Magic of height, which is not in the chasm.
Magic of the calm, not present in the storm.
Magic of work, which does not exist in the unproductive leisure .
Magic of the candle, not in the light bulb.
Magic of the leather, not present in the vinyl.
Magic of the bee, which is not found in the fly.
Magic of chlorophyll... and hemoglobin.



Nonsense CXCIX.
Nephirim Xteurezys, I am an honorary citizen, from the polyergic extraordinary autarky and the polyergic cirunspecta autarky and the circumspect exaltation of moderate reaction thanks to its four giant helical blades powered by a 6,000 rpm tesla coil driven by hydroelectric turbines generating 40,000 watts.





Nonsense CC.
Omnidirectional, single-cause, dowsed inherence, capable of becoming agent of polyenergetic conduction, of self-redundant inflectional incidence.





Nonsense CCI.

Tangoache the drinker of tepache —Tangoache el tomatepache— (a fermented beverage made of pineapple and sugar) was a Tarascan (Purhépecha) indian, an eighteenth-century craftsman who worked always seated (what a lazy indian!), at the edge of a Michoacan state lake, when the lakes had clean water. He used to work at the speed of a dying pig, that is, he was painfully slow. Just subsisted. In the mornings he ate tortillas with atole (a gruel made ​​of corn flour), and at night he ate as a "dinner", atole with tortillas. He was very ugly and drunk, used to drink tepache and charanda (a low-class and cheap liquor, similar to rum).

Tarascos never were completely conquered by the powerful Aztec Empire, which could only impose some tributes.

Many tarascan women were given to Spanish conquerors, others were usually raped by Spaniards.

The tarascos (in English, Tarascans) of nowadays do not like to be called "tarascos" by mestizo or white people. Usually a tarasco gets angry when someone call him "tarasco" (because that "could" mean one has sexual intercourse with his daughter[s]). Tarascos or tarascan people refer to themselves as purhépechas or purépechas (purhé or puré means "people" or "person", "individual"). It seems that purhépecha was the original name of this tribe. In the word "purhépecha" the h is silent (approximately, pour-eh-peh-chahs). And, to name an actual brother-in-law they call him "taratzin" (little brother-in-law).

Michoacanos, or people from Michoacan —Michoacans—, are stereotyped as dirty, poor, sly, cagey, very dark-skinned (in Spanish, "prietos"), ugly,* lazy and above all, opportunistic.

The territory of Michoacan was inhabited by a tribe called tarascos.

*As per the "standard" European beauty canons. —Rich in beauty and aesthetics are the people whose face and/or body somehow resembles/approximates the definitions we have been received from artists such as Il Pinturicchio (Bernardino di Betto, 1454-1513), Raphael Sanzio (1483-1520), Albrecht Dürer (1471-1528), Diego Velázquez (1599-1660), portraits of girls and women, but not of men, by Rembrandt (1606-1669), Camille Corot (1796-1875), and John William Waterhouse (1849 -1917).

Michoacans who migrate out of Michoacan are seen like the plague by inhabitants of some other States (Jalisco, Sonora, Mexico City [Distrito Federal])... lazy ones, thieves, ugly... 

Some individuals natives and/or residents of the Mexican state of Michoacan (the land of Tarascan people) say boastfully, about tarascos* that those ones were never defeated. It is true that they were never defeated... by Aztecs or Nahuas or Mexicas or Meshicas (four different names for a single people). These conflicting, unruly, ugly, dark-skinned and self-conscious indians (Tarascans or Purhépecha) were unbeaten in their territories in the state of Michoacán, but outside its boundaries were defeated by the allied armies of the king or lord (hueytlatoani) Colimán or Colimotl (from the nowadays State of Colima) and Cihualpilli, the queen of Tonalá (Jalisco), precisely during the Saltpeter Wars (Guerras del Salitre), close to Zacoalco, State of Jalisco. Some historians set the date in 1480; others, in 1510.

*It is still debated the meaning and origin of the word Tarasco (or tarascue, which is the original term in purhépecha or tarascan language). Apparently it means indistinctly something like "an in-law who does not belong to the generation of the individual who is talking" , id est, son-in-law, daughter in-law, father in-law, mother in law; however, some argue that "tarasco" also means brother in-law, and sister in-law. Purhépecha Indians called "tarascue" their Spanish sons in-law, as the former used to give their daughters as wives to the European conquerors. Another version states that the word comes from the Tarascan name of a god adored in Michoacán, called Taras, which in turn could be a partial corruption of the word tharés ("idol" in purhépecha), only to complicate more the etymology of the word tarasco.

The state's name, Michoacán, comes from the Aztec or Nahua or Mexica or Meshica word Mechhuacan, which means "the place of those who have fishes".

In 1522, the Tarascan indians were defeated by the Spaniards under Cristóbal de Olid, who had superior weapons, "gunpowder and fire."

In early 1530, bloodthirsty spanish captain Nuño Beltrán de Guzmán commanded his subordinates to kill the king of the purhépechas, Tangaxoan II.

Due to their ancestral complex, poverty, ignorance, ugliness from the subjective point of view of inhabitants of other Mexican states, and other ills, even today, in the second decade of the 21st century, in a general sense, people emigrant from Michoacan causes problems wherever they go, are a kind of unredeemed undesirable ones. Some of them are accustomed to shoot each other, and to shoot non-Michoacans too, id est, original inhabitants of the states where they (Michoacans) migrate to (for example, Jalisco, Sonora...), reluctantly work (unlike people coming from Colima and Guanajuato, for example), men tend to consume liquor as Cossacks, are troublemakers, and apparently the darker their skin (bronze or brown), the worse they are. Are belittled and treated contemptuously by citizens of other states of the Mexican Republic, precisely those states they have migrated to. They are something like the blacks in the United States of America: "no one" wants them; they are some kind of undesirable ones.

They have been stereotyped as crappy people, comparable to Oaxacans, and out of Mexico: Hondurans, Salvadorans, Nicaraguans and Guatemalans.





Nonsense CCII.
Microbes.

On Saturday, May 4, 1532, in the Old State of Poseidon Island (Pacific Ocean) occurred a reversible microbial rapture, responsible for life on Earth continued more or less well, as has happened up until now. If such a phenomenon had not occurred, today probably only there would be unicellular life in this world.


Nonsense CCIII.
Standardized pantology.

Revised, corrected, weighted and collated perception in search of relevant conventions and ceremonial formalities towards a standardization and general rules of contemporary pantology.



Nonsense CCIV.
Unhappy humans howling in the desert.

A score of ignorant and perverted offenders (IPO) quietly crossed the duchy of teleology, the marquisate of axiology, the county of logic, and the barony of justice. They failed to scrutinize the signs and now those unfortunate humans from South and Southeast Mexico walk miserly in the chill and the darkness of the desert, disoriented, crying, ragged, complaining, thirsty, hungry, tired, desperate, howling, snarling and dying, because of their stupidity, ignorance, laziness, arrogance and perversity. Probably in the next few days will be part of the menu of desert beasts and vultures.



Nonsense CCV.
Causes and consequences.

Preparations towards situations of generating causalities in which the consequences and causes are alternatively interchangeable, and although there may be confusion or ambiguity, the risk is worth it, regardless of results, sometimes surprising, by circumstantial circularism, virtuous or vicious.

 

Nonsense CCVI.
Peter has "invented" a multipurpose, very sophisticated device, which can be simultaneously from one to forty four devices, some used in the radio, up until today. But the good Peter will look for those all variants can be used in the radio:

collector
connector
convector
corrector
deflector
detector
ejector
elector
injector
projector
rector
reflector
selector
vector

interceptor
radio transceiver
receiver
receptor
transceiver

radio transmitter
transmitter
viewer

deflator
deuteractor
extractor
factor
intractor
protoactor
reactor
refractor
tractor

administrator
affirming
aggregator
amplifier
conditioner
decoder
divertor
encoder
extensifier
intensifier
modifier
switch
updater

and multiplier of airwaves.


Nonsense CCVII.
Smoke and pseudo sculptures.

Also, Peter has "invented" a series of computer programs —software— that through the simultaneous use of two to six web cameras and a computer (PC), interpret images of ephemeral figures of rising smoke (pardon the tautology, but it is necessary); up until now, have been used only in blue, gray, or white smoke, or a combination of two or more colors of these three cited, from straws and cones of incense and cigarettes, against white, black, gray, red, violet, sky blue backgrounds... irregular, spiraloid, toroidal, et cetera, and most importantly, the software automatically creates complex equations using the three variables (interdependent, in this case) of three-dimensional space —x, y, z—. It does not consider the t (time) because they have been used stills ("frozen images") extracted from the videos resulting from the continuous action of the webcams that have captured the smoke in different environments: quiet, with little natural wind, with more natural wind, with wind from a fan... and then the software interprets the equations and make pseudo-embodiments (pseudo-corporeizations) of figures by a sort of virtual gel (all in computer, virtual, environment). Once approved some figure thus obtained and delivered by the software in three-dimensional images, an editor sends them to a three-dimensional (3D) printer —an industrial robot—, to three-dimensionally print them. It manages to produce a plastic figure or pseudo sculpture, which is then painted with automotive paints, metallic or not.

 


Nonsense CCVIII.
Musical notes and abstract figures.
Now , Peter is in the process of creating a software capable of interpreting mathematically symphonies, sonatas, classic melodies, et cetera, with the help of sound recorders and match the vibrations of a tuning fork to the pitch of 440 hertz for the sixth note: A (in the Spanish and Latin American notation: La), and design equations then serve as a basis to generate abstract three-dimensional figures.



Nonsense CCIX.
Unstoppable rise or deep fall?



Nonsense CCX.
—Black coffee... or coffee with sugar, cream or milk?
—Nah, black tea, please.


Nonsense CCXI.
Αθηνά Μιτάκης (Athena Mitakis) (1979- ), as far as it is known, the unique and only one quasi-omniscient human being in the world in the twenty-first century, in Corinth, at 2:49 am local time, Friday, December 13, 2013, finished the concoction of her 4096-page tome in eight-point font pompously entitled Προσωρινή κανόνες και κανονισμούς για όλες τις επιστήμες, την τέχνη, τη φιλοσοφία και τη γλώσσα (Provisional rules and regulations for all science, art, philosophy and language). On Saturday 14 she began to translate it into Sanskrit, and on the 21st day of December, to Latin. Subsequently commissioned translations into Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, German, English, French, Swedish, Czech, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Catalan, Basque (Euskera), Galician, Arabic, and Hebrew.



Nonsense CCXII.
Rare gray.
Rare gray, blur, gradient , spooky, with blue, brown and green jade undertones, even rarer.


 Nonsense CCXIII.
Wait in quasi hibernation.
The wait is so long that it will be better to endure it in lethargic quasi hibernation, who knows how many years we will be here. Let us save energy.



Nonsense CCXIV.
We are out looking inward. From there they can not see us, they want to leave but can not. We can not get in, either; just see.



Nonsense CCXV.
Agus Smiles (1937-2007) wrote in 1963 the book How to live happily with little money, and yes , implemented what he narrated in the volume, up to the last letter.




Nonsense CCXVI.
Teaching and learning.

Actions and decisions in the education sector which alternatively become dichotomies: atypical-stereotypical, separating-annexing, dispersants-binders, substracting-juxtaposing,  bifurcated-convergent, at the choice and/or convenience of the staff, secretaries or ministers of Education, or left aside in an inadequate slope, depending on the time, or misapplied by inertia, or "novel experiments", or because of changing and capricious policies, consitute a good proof of the misguided planning of the mediocre western education system —with exceptions.

It is time to follow those who know, who have established schools and benchmarks.

Constructivism of Jean Piaget (1896-1980, a Swiss epistemologist, biologist and psychologist , founder of the constructivist theory of learning) and Lev S. Vygotski or Vygotsky or Vigotsky (1896-1934, a Russian Jewish psychologist) , proclaims that the student must receive from his/her teachers, tools that allow him/her to create his/her own procedures to resolve a conflict, which means that their concepts or ideas morph, change, and he/she continue learning.

Moreover, any person (need not be a "student", "pupil" or "learner" ) can come to understand concepts or previously unknown things, add, rearrange and recombine knowledge, based on what you do know since an hour one day, one month, one year, five years, et cetera ago, and/or after reading to learn something new, and/or having heard an explanation given by a one-time or occasional teacher or guru" (id est, an unknown guy explains what, how, why, what, where, et cetera to us, and maybe we will not seen him again in the rest of our life). This unknown individual can teach us directly, or through one of his websites or blogs or videos on Youtube that perhaps he has uploaded thme a month ago or two years ago, et cetera, to the world wide web (internet) and so, we need not to meet him, ever. It is rather a question of will, we want to learn.