Nonsense CCLXXII.
Cleansing of a planet called Earth, or Gaea
20220301 (Tuesday)
Kuthryn Marionaard Seagraf (called Kuth or even Kuthie), emperor of the galaxy called the Milky Way, from his ellipsoidal Governing Council table aboard his UFO-like ship, the O-04, has ordered to wipe out something like 70 percent of humanity.
The whole thing will begin at 13:01 hours UTC, on Tuesday, 3 January 2023 MMXXIII two thousand and twenty-three, through the launching from 3,502 UFOs, of numerous and still indeterminate volleys of extremely powerful SLR-68 missiles (there is no similar in Earth) over Russia (Vladivostok, St. Petersburg, Moscow, Volgograd, 32 other cities, 79 military installations and bases, as well as aircraft carriers, destroyers and submarines), China (Shanghai, Beijing, 90 other cities, 188 military installations and bases, as well as aircraft carriers, destroyers, and submarines) and the United States of America (New York, Chicago, Los Angeles, Houston, Phoenix, 28 other cities, 143 military installations and bases, as well as aircraft carriers, destroyers, and submarines).
The next day, Wednesday, 4 January 2023 MMXXIII, he will order the vast diffusion and spray of sarin gas in preselected areas of the terrestrial orb, in such a way that there will be devastating results.
A). The Americas. Almost all the inhabitants of Canada, almost all of Alaska, almost all of Greenland (Kalaallit Nunaat), about a thousand Seri Amerindians, all the inhabitants of Puerto Rico, Costa Rica, Panama and Ecuador, and the inhabitants of the Chilean territory located to the North of the 42nd parallel of South latitude, they will remain alive.
In the rest of the Americas, not a single human individual will be left alive.
B). Asia. They will die: all the inhabitants of mainland China, except those of Hong Kong and Macau, all the inhabitants of India south of the Tropic of Cancer, except those of the state of Tamil Nadu, who will live. Likewise, they will die: all the inhabitants of Sri Lanka, Bangladesh, Myanmar or Burma, Pakistan, Afghanistan, North Korea and the Asian part of Russia.
C). In Europe will die: all the inhabitants of Belarus and the European part of Russia.
D). In Africa there will be no generalized attacks, nor in Macaronesia: the Canary Islands, Azores Islands, Cape Verde, Madeira and the Savage Islands, nor in the islands of the Indian Ocean (except Sri Lanka, which will be completely annihilated).
E). In Oceania and the Pacific islands there will be no widespread attacks.
Notwithstanding the foregoing, after the aforementioned general cleaning there will be a selective hygiene: as of Saturday, 7 January 2023 MMXXIII, the ineffable Kuthie, on the strong recommendation of his wife Sylvia Saskia Saira Venelopos Schnaardle (although this measure was not really necessary, he had already decided that way), will order the execution of wicked and good-for-nothing individuals from all over the world –by hanging, collective gas chambers, and even mass executions– in the following way:
Worldwide:
They will die: all illiterate, ignorant, good-for-nothing, destitute, lazy, addicted, drug addicts (marijuana smokers included), hopeless alcoholics (moderate and light alcoholics will live), parents abandoning their homes and their families (disobliged), mothers abandoning their homes and their families (disobliged), outcasts, idlers, invalids, murderers, voluntary homicides, women who have had abortions; doctors, nurses practicioneers of abortions, tattooed people, kidnappers, gangsters, invalids, handicapped, blind, one-eyed, deaf and hard of hearing, dumb, deaf-mute, maimed, lame, quadriplegic, hemiplegic, individuals with Down syndrome, AIDS patients, in a Sparta-type application of rules, and beyond.
As a sign that he will not attack any more, the great emperor Kuthie will send, via courier companies, pots of Myosotis or forget-me-nots to the wives of the male rulers, and the female rulers, of the countries that continue to have inhabitants on that splendid and wonderful planet called Earth, even though he exhorted all earthlings to adopt anarcho-capitalism as a system of organization and way of life, according to the theories and precepts of the Austrian School of Economics, by Carl Menger, Eugen Böhm von Bawerk, Ludwig von Mises, Friedrich Hayek, Murray Rothbard, Jesús Huerta de Soto, etcetera.
Flag of Anarcho-Capitalism
Thus, the Earth; that is, the planet also known as Gaea, will be more or less clean of human garbage and iniquities for many more years.
Subsequently, as soon as possible, that is to say, four or five days after concluding their great ordering and sanitizing work, Kuth, his brilliant spouse Sylvia Saskia, his courtly and itinerant advisers and the crew, will return to their planet of origin, to continue their placid and fruitful life.
Nonsense CCLXXIII.
Something everybody needs to know about online high schools
by Frank S. McFadden
7 February 2023
As you may have noticed, Online High School Central (OHSC) has an entirely different angle than most online high school sites. On OHSC, we don't swipe, we don't settle, and we aim at the stars. In other words, we are a luxury site composed of like-minded professors and future successfuls students who want to elevate their lives, in discipline, knowledge, reasoning, and personal growth.
Yet OHSC has only 137 members (by now), but it also counts with a fund of 354 million dollars provided by the International Foundation for the Advancement of the Education (IFAE), headquartered in Boston.
So, it's fair to wonder what it takes to really stand out from the crowd and find those superb connections. We already asked the parents of the prospected pupils for their thoughts, so now let's turn the tables and get the body of teachers prepared as to meet the needs of the future students.
Want more responses? Please ask the right questions.
Stick around as we will be striving for more quantity and, above all, quality.
Any person will attest there is nothing quite like the feel of a custom suit made just for him, so imagine how it feels for the future students and their parents to receive detailed information and the best of education for the teenagers.
The for-free coffee machines at our facilities are ready, and so is the administrative personnel, and the academic staff. So you can come to know us in person.
But... I was forgetting to make it clear: besides our websites, we have brick and mortar facilities.
We are ladies and gentlemen prepared and ready to serve your children with the utmost proficiency and precision.
We aspire to becoming the leading online high school.
Nonsense CCLXXIII.
Aliquid omnibus opus est scire de online alta scholarum
(As translated from English to fake Latin by Google Translate)
Something everybody needs to know about online high schools
Aliquid omnibus opus est scire de online alta scholarum
scripsit Frank S. McFadden
7 Februarii 2023, MMXXIII
Ut fortasse animadvertere potes, Online High School Centralis (OHSC) angulum prorsus alium habet quam in maximis locis scholae altae. In OHSC non ungunt, non componimus, et in astra tendimus. Id est, luxuries sumus compositi ex unanimis professoribus et futuris bonis studentibus, qui vitam suam extollere cupiunt, in disciplina, scientia, ratiocinatione, et personali augmento.
Nihilominus OHSC tantum 137 membra habet (iam), sed etiam cum fisco 354 decies centena milia numerat cum fundatione Internationali pro promotione Educationis (IFAE), praetorio in Boston.
Mirari igitur aequum est quid a turba exstare ac superbas hospites invenire. Parentes discipulorum exspectationis cogitationum eorum iam quaesivimus, ut nunc ad mensas convertamus et corpus magistrorum praeparatum ad futuras discipulos necessitates occurrat.
Plusne respondeo? Interroga ius quaestionum.
Inhaeramus ut circa quantitatem et ante omnia qualitatem magis studeamus.
Quivis homo testabitur nihil esse prorsus simile de usu litium, quae mox ei factae sunt, ita cogitet quomodo sentit de futuris alumnis et parentibus ad informationes recipiendas et optimam educationem ad eleifend.
Machinae for-liberae ad facultates nostras paratae sunt, itaque curatores administrativi et baculus academicus.
Sic potes nos cognoscere personaliter.
Sed... Oblitus eram ut id appareret: praeter paginas nostras, laterum et caementorum facultatem habemus.
Dominae et generosi sumus parati ac parati ac servire vestris liberis summa cum cura et diligentia.
Aspiramus ad fiendam online alta schola ducens.
