jueves, 2 de enero de 2014

Nonsense XII-XXI

Nonsense XII.
The infinite space filled with quantum pseudo-voids.
The farmer and silversmith Homer Eutriéquez Payloader (Sombrerete, State of Zacatecas, 1967- ) created 40 cameras, kind of infinite receptacles that can hold, watch, a truly infinite number of quantum pseudo-voids —provided there have been a previous subatomic and subquarkic (the latter very unstable) compression  as well as alternatively changing spins, which are unique in the world. Patent offices in Germany, France, USA and Luxembourg have been denied a patent because he has not demonstrated the operation nor the viability nor the feasibility of his invention.

Actually, Homer was unable or unwilling to prove almost anything (besides some fear that someone could steal his concept, his great idea) for reasons of a recursive (or repeated ad infinitum) catenaric, asymptotic, adiabatic, conchoidal, asynchronous, anti-entropic, metaenthalpic, and asymmetric-hyperbolic redundancy , but four renowned theoretical physicists: Lumhard Schancktielmann , Marologrod Sveiternerd, Paulus von Klementiedt, and Marco Bianchi, and two renowned astrophysicists, Kathrina Peweltz-Fehrenbach, and Heron Sotxerrenetxea, who went to visit the laboratories of Homer, located in an average city of the Mexican Arid America, assert that according to calculations and theoretical formulations of the type: ( γ × ᇢ ) / Σ ^ 2 = Δ 4Ω , and practical experiments according to state-of-the-art technology, Homer has nailed it with the solution of many theoretical enigmas, for instance, the  origin of the universe , the Big Bang, the existence of ancient black holes, as well as the "younger " and further indicate that there will never be Big Crunch, but Big Rip (Eviternal Expansion). This universe "of ours" is unique and unrepeatable, and it has not come from a previous one.

One of the practical possibilities of this great invention is that it can be an infinite power generator. Mankind no longer will worry about this. The concern may be for Arabs, Russians, Iranians, Venezuelans, Mexicans , et cetera, and all of the rulers, leaders and big businesses in countries with large reserves of oil and gas —exporters of petroleum, oil refining companies— Exxon-Mobil, Chevron-Texaco, Shell Oil, British Petroleum, International, Fox, et cetera, as well as gas distribution companies, such as Gazprom. Also, Petroleos Mexicanos (Pemex), Yacimientos Petrolíferos Fiscales, the Spanish Oil Refinery, (Repsol) , Petróleos de Venezuela ( PDVSA), et cetera, for their energy dominance and economic hegemony will soon topple like a castle made of beach sand under the onslaught of the fourth or fifth wave.

Our reporter of the Equidistant Information Agency (EIA), Richard Coeur de Lion Güémez-Bolado and photographer Serapio Madelara-Ortega, will travel to Sombrerete, Zacatecas, where the experimental and autodidact physicist Eutriéquez, who finally will unveil and explain this whole matter by means of gigantic whiteboards and PowerPoint projections, to the international press, on Friday, February 14, 2014 (Saint Valentin Day), starting at 07:00 am local time. There will be gourmet coffee and cookies, all free for all attendees, courtesy of the wife of Homer, Priscila Derruiz-Aletheia, and for smokers, unfiltered Oval Delicados or Lucky Strike Classic, unfiltered cigarettes, to choose from, courtesy of millionaire farmer and inventor Homer.

Democritus, Leibniz, Newton, Fermi, Bohr, Planck, Pauli, Heisenberg, Chadwick, Dirac, Rutherford, Hahn, Meitner , Einstein, Oppenheimer, Feynman , et cetera, would have been delighted, to be able to attend, but all have died, unfortunately.

Nonsense XIII.
Whimsicalness with Turkish coffee.
The measurable autonomus whimsicalness expresses its involuntary and indestructible benevolence as an imaginative, plurientropic flare at the rhythm of a Middle-Eastern dance, with spectators reclining on couches and sipping Turkish coffee, on the banks of the polluted Mediterranean Sea. It is seven o'clock in the afternoon, blows a light breeze and guests know that in a half hour there will be more Arabs dancers than the torches lining the trails and the beach itself.

Nonsense XIV.
Paco. [Paco is an hypocorism for Francisco –Frank].
Paco Escárcega-Becerril, 30, took his pen, pencil, little notebook, cell phone, laptop computer, satchel-filled suitcase, compass, a Blue Map, bottles of soda A&W, Winston cigarettes, and left his hometown of Alamos, Sonora, in his gray car Volkswagen Sedan 2003, first to Navojoa and then to Nogales, Sonora, where he intended to create a new...

Nonsense XV.
Northeast Owl fleeing.
I am fleeing, as always, from  my old Arid American ghosts.
I am a bird of night flight, I am the Northeast Owl, I come from the past, the twentieth century, the twentieth is mine.

By 1994, the Nuevo Leon governor Sócrates Rizzo-García unveiled a statue of an owl in the gardens of the Faculty of Law of the Universidad Autónoma de Nuevo León (UANL), in the municipality of San Nicolás de los Garza, Monterrey metropolitan area. The plaque reads: "OWL " representative symbol of Law students. This sculpture was unveiled by C. LIC. SÓCRATES RIZZO GARCÍA, Governor of the State of Nuevo León, which was built at the initiative of the Free Association of Law Students (ALED, Asociación Libre de Estudiantes de Derecho) with the support of the Dean of the University and the Department of the Faculty. Alere flammam veritatis (a Latin motto: Feed the flame of the truth).

Nonsense XVI.
Taurus, Acantilado, Colección Austral; Taurus, Cliff, Austral Collection.
When the young Reader 16 announced his plans to read books of the so-called Latin American Boom, la Onda (the Wave), and the Crack it appeared physicist, musician and polygraph Reader 256 (16 ^ 2, that is, sixteen squared) and told him not to waste time, please do not read low-class books, nor bestsellers or vacuous works by authors funded and publicized inflated by government, universities, businesses and banks; instead begin reading Greek and Latin classics, novelists, poets, and European philosophers from the seventeenth to the twentieth centuries, and that tomorrow, during the lecture on Handel, he would suggest him what else he could read. Meanwhile, he recommended works edited and published by Taurus, Acantilado, and the Colección Austral of  Espasa-Calpe.

Nonsense XVII.
More than 50% .
I have lived more than half the life that I have been assigned, of course.
I have left two or three tracks in the world.
I would like to make more .
But if I do not want (cannot), no way.

Nonsense XVIII.
A squealing grain of sand next to succumb.
The penultimate squeal of the grain of sand number 5454744758212439754744763360901238744554474117, nine miles north of the town of Cabo San Lucas, Baja California Sur, has been recorded for posterity in a universal serial bus memory (USB), 4 gigabytes.

Nonsense XIX.
Be light
Am I seeing warnings? Voodoo! Come and let's blow it. Be light!

Nonsense XX.
Matt at the Hadron Store.
Matt parked his car Chevrolet Impala 2014 in Shaftesbury Avenue in Detroit. Down from his car and saw the sign We are #1 on the front of the shop which sells hadrons, positrons, baryons, fermions, nucleons (protons and neutrons) , antibaryons, mesons , pions, leptons, photons, gravitons, bosons, quanta, quarks and heterotic superstrings. He had ten thousand U.S. dollars in cash and six credit cards: Discover, Visa, Master Charge, American Express, Diners Club and Carte Blanche. Entered, and as he approached the counter, looking at his Blackberry phone file with listings of what his head of the Department of Theoretical Physics, and the Superintendent of the and Physics Laboratory had commissioned him to buy. Young Matt came from Truth or Consequences, NM 87901, a town of 6,500 inhabitants , and was very nationalistic about cars, U.S. economy supporter, not buying Europeans but following the advice "Buy American".

Nonsense XXI.
It's time .
The bright lights in the distance show all of us that it is time for you to go. They are coming for you. Tomorrow morning you will be in a better place. Please do not forget to give my regards to Miss Catherine Gladwell, our former English teacher.


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