Nonsense XXVII.
The equation of
my life.
In the equation
of my life, I look also to clear the x, but how difficult it is. It is more arduous
than when I solved in High School.
We have to
consider the factors, remove/eliminate exponents, add and subtract, multiply
and divide, simplify and eventually clear the x, that in life is the more
complicated task. Ah!, and after having solved the riddle, one has to find an application
to the solution found.
Nonsense XXVIII.
The universal
cosmic consciousness.
After parking
his grey Vokswagen Sedan 2003, having gotten off his car, sit in a film
director chair, and drunk three bottles of beer, two Miller and one Corona, in
that order, of 325 milliliters each, the mathematician, physicist,
anthropologist, researcher and writer Roberto Alcaraz-Espinosa took his laptop computer,
opened the scientific calculator, a spreadsheet program called Calc, a word
processor created by the same Alcaraz and defined in minutes a particular
paradigm of universal cosmic consciousness, on Wednesday, January 2, 2013, at
6:10 am, 240 feet
east of the Highway #54, Guadalajara-Saltillo, in the town of Ixtlahuacán del
Río, Jalisco, near coordinates 103.178º (-103º 10 '40.8” ) West longitude and 21
degrees North latitude, in a wooded area, a quasi grove.
There is no more, this is the ultimate solution for
almost everything, to chaos, to entropy, even for the riddles of the future and
even to stop absolutely the flow of time and neutrinos, and get to absolute
zero (0º K, zero degrees kelvin).
https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@21.000005,-103.1801887,525m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en
https://www.google.com.mx/maps/@21.000005,-103.1801887,525m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en
Nonsense XXIX.
Distance.
Billy was swimming in salt water, and it was getting dark. He did not mind the distant closeness of his floater and the extreme bravery of the sea. All he wanted was dodge jellyfishes and get to the beach.
He
swam and swam to shore, until a large wave threw him to the sand.
He
was safe, turned to his right, where the Moon announced its rise. His wife,
Mary Karmen Saldaña-Carrillo, heiress and who put up the capital for his
company, offered him another Indio
They
were in Miramar , north of the port of Manzanillo
He
decided to return to Las Brisas beach, to go on with his drinking. When driving his Chevrolet reflected that, because of his recklessness, he could have died
that afternoon. There was only one lifeguard on the beach.
In
the city of Colima
Within
half an hour, his partner, Enrique Valverde-Hatchshield, called him and
informed him that everything was okay.
One
of their business was the leasing of heavy machinery, donated by some
billionaires who decided to pursue another business venture... in exchange for
a receipt of a private assistance institution, that Guillermo Ronaigues-Onquivel
himself had established just four days earlier. A brilliant move to avoid
taxes, which required the participation of a tax expert.
Nonsense XXX.
My Basque,
Spanish and Amerindian ancestry.
I descend from
Africans, as all mankind.
Mythically,
I descend from Visigoths commoners who came to Iberia or Hispania from some
land (now in Ukraine), located between the Dnieper and Danube rivers; also, I
descend from Basque (euskaldunak), Castile, Leon, Cantabria, Extremadura, Catalonia
people, and Amerindians: Nahuas (Aztecs) sayultecas, Toltecs, caxcanes, tecuexes
and cocas.
I
am guadalajarense 100 percent, and 110 percent jalisciense.
I
consider myself lucky having no Celtic blood, neither: Arabic, Hebrew, Tarascan
(Purhepecha) and Huichol (Wixarika), all of them inferior peoples.
The
family names of some of my ancestors are: Ochoa (in Basque language, Otxoa), Gonzalez,
Reyes, Corona
Nonsense XXXI.
Ultrascopic
approach to yoctometrica vibrations.
An ultrascopic
approach to different yoctometric synchronous vibrations, of negative or
positive charge, neutralizing ultrairregular alternating four-dimensional
motion or in combination, quasi ellipsoidal parahelicoidal, metasymptotic and
maybe it will allow searching in the interior of 18 types of subquarks by the
year 2015.
Nonsense XXXII.
Smooth curves.
Given the
ineffectiveness of orthogonality in transportation —who came up with this idea?—
the participants chose to move in obtuse angles, smooth curves, and when they
could, in straight line, in: skates, skateboards, unicycles, bicycles,
tricycles, all terrain vehicles, and trucks, as appreciated from the heights of
the dunes (Miller beer in hand), near La Playa Azur (The Blue Beach).
Nonsense XXXIII.
Causes and
effects.
Causes that
have apparently ceased, because the action is no longer evident, pseudo-paradoxically
can increase their impact and strength, with precedence over other agents, even
against the will of those individuals or groups harmed of not benefited from
those. This is often a reality in politics, economics, social sciences or
humanities... but not in physics, chemistry...
Sometimes these
situations are related to the mysterious phenomenon of human perversity, that always
turns against itself.
Nonsense XXXIV.
Induced
amnesia.
Doctor
Wenceslao Huerta-Graf determined for the offender selective amnesia alter- exo-
or iatroinducted (psychological or biochemical hypnosis, pills, or injections)
to forget their crimes, reduce or cease their feelings of guilt and
self-destruction, so that he can increase productivity in the orchards and
fields of the island prison, then he will see his sentence reduced to 27 years
by a third and perhaps make it out alive from the island prison, located in
Blum-Blam.
Nonsense XXXV.
Standing on the
very top of Mount Alpha-Alea, the cheesemaker and rye grower, when saw toward
the South gazes the most serene town which rarely he goes to. It's six pm on
Thursday and will have completed another day of work.
The barn contains more than two tons of rye. Tomorrow, a trader will come to buy the dark cereal
and six dozen cheeses 20
kilograms (44 pounds ) each.
He expects a
payment of at least 10,320 euros. Not bad for a rich farmer who lives in a
valley all his property, north of Mount
Alpha-Alea
Nonsense XXXVI.
The Universe
under the arm or in your pocket.
The universe
condensed or summarized in a book, for example, Pequeño Larousse Ilustrado, Almanaque
Mundial, The Merriam-Webster Dictionary, The World Almanac and Book of Facts,
Time Almanac with Information Please, Almanacco Barbanera (Italian), etcetera.
The cosmos may be carried under the arm. Or, if it's a smartphone, then the
universe, a real continent that has become virtual content, may be carried in a
pocket, purse, belt...
Nonsense XXXVII.
1510.
Adaptational
air reverberations without restrictions in constructive, optional, meditative,
quiet and very long —almost timeless— expectation for terrestrial nocturnal,
big-eye mini-mammals (including opossum) that die from the action of the biped archer
(during daylight, peripatetic) (ir)rational worshiper of the god Ocelot, in the
year of Our Lord MDX, no certainties, no fire, in total silence lurking in the
dim moonlight, at the ford and on a runway in the secondary stream northern
outskirts of the village of Tlaxomulco, in the kingdom of Tonallan, province of
Nueva Galicia, future Xalisco territory, west of the Mexican America.
Nonsense XXXVIII.
Transreceptase
for Elmer.
The high
specificity of the coenzyme transreceptase and a rare airborne exoenzyme,
called pseudo-revertase, acting synchronously and jointly on the nasal glia
have allowed Elmer to get rid of stress, and now that a physician has added the
optional synthetic synthetase R-2 enzyme via oral, his memory —power and retention—
has increased by at least sesquiplication.
Nonsense XXXIX.
Herniated disc.
A herniated
disc can press some segments of the spinal cord and cause pain, organ
dysfunction, limitations, from simple movements to ambulation, and so on. This
hernia can be treated by stretching and very light contractions, repeated, even
on daily basis, where necessary, of the spine, suspension or hanging upon the
individual via use of a harness that fits your neck, in order to open the
intervertebral disc spaces. This must be done not by any naturist technician,
but by a chiropractor with deep medical knowledge.
Nonsense XL.
Second class.
The second
class is cheaper, or less expensive.
Nonsense XLI.
Imitations and
substitutes.
Adulteration,
imitation, forgery, appearances, simulations, being sold pigs in pokes, add
roasted chickpeas to coffee, are unpleasant things, are hoaxes, and may involve
dishonesty and fraud, such as chicken posole* (pork’s is the authentic thing),
surimi, fake fish stew, really soy stew;
German silver (fake silver, an
alloy of copper, nickel, and zinc), light milk, light beer, light cigarettes,
synthetic cheese and synthetic cream, synthetic (chemical or vanillin) vanilla;
biographical novels that aim to fill real or imaginary gaps of some real
biographies...
*A thick soup
chiefly of Mexico
I invite you to
not buy/consume these products, do not let yourselves be defrauded, and if you
buy, ask for a substantial discount, except when you have other reasons (for
example, if you are vegetarian, in the case of soy stew) or when you agree
having purchased something that is not what it resembles... and you have paid a
smaller amount of money compared with what you would have paid if would have
bought a genuine product.
Nonsense XLII.
H2O.
Oh, water!,* Your
gaseousity or vaporeity, liquidity or fluidity (and solvency), robustness ...
of countless molecules, as well as a triple point are admirable.
*Also known
facetiously as “hydroxic acid”, “dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO)”, and “hydrogen hydroxide” (or “hydroxide of
hydrogen”).
Homo ignorantis
tardus –that is, the human species–, erroneously self-named Homo sapiens
sapiens has bothered to deduct, notwithstanding its great and supine ignorance,**
that, thanks to you, oh water!, especially in your liquid state, it has been
possible the origin and sustaining of life.
Life... a
unique, ancient, continuous, and unrepeatable process in the universe... vitagenous,
vitaferous, and invigorating, in the biosphere, where, according to the latest classifications,
there are five kingdoms: (1) Monera or Procaryotae (prokaryotic or prokaryote),
(2) protist, (3) fungi (fungi that are heterotrophic without locomotion) (4)
plantae (plants which are autotrophic without locomotion), and (5) animalia
(animals that are heterotrophic with locomotion).
**Stultorum
infinitus est numerus (The number of fools is infinite), according to the
Vulgate version of Saint Jerome, from the second part of 1:15 of the book
Ecclesiastes (Qohelet), which since 1979 is not official, as the Nova Vulgate
of the Roman Catholic Church now reads: ... quod deficiens est, numerari non
potest (... what is lacking cannot be counted).
Nonsense XLIII.
Violet: a
wavelength of 400-450 nanometers (nm).
Undisputed
leadership, high moral authority, macro-sapience, creative hyperactivity,
self-appointed philosopher and polyglot, astrophysicist, sociologist, philologist
and futurist Bartiss Ausonius (1979- ), a rapidly rising star according to the
antepenultimate avatar Marto Plenix: and behold, Bartiss. the nec plus ultra of
everythingism, has expressed that the instantaneous concentration of a grand
cosmic energy is obtained by using a large violet filter placed between the
person and the Sun, so that color light (whose wavelength is approximately
between 400 and 450 nanometers [400-450 nm], or between 4,000 and 4,500
angstroms [4000-4500 å]) bathe the body of the interested individual in order to
attain an alleged esoteric power. There is no such. Actually a guy who believes
this fosters a formidable autosuggestion to undertake almost anything.
Nonsense XLIV.
Pancoverage.
Derivative
procedures stratified stratified toward irreversible anaphasic, newchanging
peripherication, for the sake of a generic feedback pancoverage, except in the
cases of specific determinant incidences; then it will be correlativevalent and
multiple interacting.
Nonsense XLV.
She and the urine
therapy.
Yadira Saira
Insunza-Ordaz, 26 years old, said:
I used to run
through the desert near the ranch of my parents; one day I went beyond the
mountains, and as I had forgotten the compass, after advancing during four
hours I was lost for two days. In such place, there is no cell phone signal.
When Dr. Pepper soda and the Cold Sierra water were finished, I decided to
drink my urine to survive, which was an easy thing thanks to two years earlier I
had followed the method of urine therapy of Doctor Agatha Aguiar-Águila.
Nonsense XLVI.
Slow osmosis.
Slowly osmosis —hypodynamic—
however the high osmolarity of the superfluid created by Xluzia, Inc. The
researcher #17 will investigate the causes of this anomaly.
Nonsense XLVII.
Continued
progress in philosophy and theoretical physics.
Archetypical, prototypical
deuterotypical, stereotypical, endless, and even atypical, have been the
approach, the development and evolution of philosophy —logic, epistemology,
metaphysics, ontology...— since the Ionians Tales of Miletus and Heraclitus, to
Jacques Maritain, Martin Heidegger and Jean Baudrillard, as well as those of theoretical
physics... and will remain so until the extinction of the human species.
Nonsense XLVIII.
Friendly hotels
with the environment.
Generally,
hotels friendly to the environment (eco-friendly or “green”) are very
expensive.
Nonsense XLIX.
Sacred Book
XXII (XXII Liber Sacrum).
The Sacred Book
XXII of the great secrets, domains, keys and interpretations was written on a personal
computer (PC) PS2 IBM (International Business Machines) adapted to support
texts in Sanskrit language, in 1991 by International Grandmaster, chancellor
penultimate avatar Luxar, after 21 days of ultrameditation de profundis in the highest, most comfortable and luxurious Western
mount in the Ellesta Desert, where he used to consume ambrosia, nectar, spring
water, powder of duke —polvoraduque (an ancient Spanish tea made with water, cinnamon,
cloves, ginger root, and sucrose [table sugar])—, black tea, honey, beeswax,
and royal jelly, cabin and royal jelly in a mental exercise under the astral
telepathic ineffable inspiration and authority of the supreme universal wise
women Atlanticana, who lives in a high tower (840 feet high), in
Islandya, an international independent island in the Atlantic Ocean.
Such volume,
which is something like a compendium of sapientiae
summum et infinitum, even in the hands of underprivileged, apathetic,
failed, miserable and wannabes, produces the most formidable changes may have
on the planet in the twenty-first century.
The book is
numbered XXII, because it would be released in the next century (22nd), but
thanks to the generosity and vision of great publishers to Learning
Development, has been offered for sale in this century, so the “wretched
humanity” and take advantage and get out of its slump, prostration, ignorance,
superstition, prejudice and stupidity.
Currently there
are versions in Sanskrit, modern Greek, Latin, English, Castilian, Dutch,
Italian, Portuguese, German and Czech.
It has a list
price of one dollar, and you can buy it at your favorite bookstore Max Q, or
online at the site www,ephemeraltruths.com
Nonsense L.
Sinusoid
subterraneanity.
Modern trains
propulsed by magnetic levitation always move to travel over electromagnetic
fields located in tunnels, in a sinusoidal line optimized to accelerate the
polysequential impulse fully coordinated. Each train has a weight of
4,000-5,000 tons.
Nonsense LI.
Complacency.
The beatific
complacency, exultant, exhilarating a display of bourgeois decadence, dilated,
carefree, plenisatisfactory, like an ascending soap bubble, typical of the
middle class, and presents its credentials of glamorous aspiration, almost a paradise
regained...
Nonsense LII.
W. T.
The engineer
Wulfrano Torre always wears gray suit. It has many of that color in various
shades: Oxford gray, battleship gray, gunmetal, silver gray, steel gray, cloud
gray, rat gray, and so on. His shirts are white or light-colored… owns some 40
ties, and many pairs of black shoes and boots. He is spartanly austere,
conservative, a committed supporter of the establishment, like their parents
and grandparents were. He owns numerous scientific and academic competitions,
an innovative and revolutionary in the field of construction of ditches, canals
and especially all kinds of tunnels, using German Herrenknecht tunnel boring
machines.
He is a
homeroom teacher, obtained four professorships through competition at two
universities in his hometown: topology, geodesy, calculus, and physics.
Nonsense LIII.
Dataferous epistemoducts.
The internetic dataferous
epistemoducts of the 21st century must be heteronoticeable by
multifactorial, omnidirectional competition, while all data, information and
knowledge, dates, hours and minutes, actions, events, people, places, names,
ideas, discoveries, inventions, modes, methods, manners, motivation, et cetera
(who, what, when, where, how, why, what for...) must be classifiable and
euriokeibles (findable) databasically, conditions also indispensable for
collection, capture, reception, storage, management, processing, selection,
search, retrieval, display and visibility, scanning, printing, compression,
encryption, collation, comparison, approval, referral, sending or forwarding
data and information, all focused to an optimized use of the available time to
learn to do, to work...
Nonsense LIV.
Anomalies and
constructivism.
The
destabilizing, endogenous, intussusceptibles, self-phatic abnormalities usually
and fortunately are exoadjustable, juxtacolocationals, intraassimilables,
somocontrolled and catabolic, thanks to a nanointervention.
The
neotaxonomic, renewal, exopropulsed and multisector hyperspecialization seeks
to establish, heterodynamically and modularly, different paradigms specific for
each branch or field of science, by tracking the Vygotskian constructivist
model monodisciplinarily applied.
This idea
considers the hypotheses in the sense that order can come from chaos (or vice
versa) to be irrelevant, since both have coexisted since the beginning of the
universe.
Nonsense LV.
Longitudinal
planing.
The
longitudinal planing of the warp of cloth, human hair, and that of horses,
rabbits, cats, dogs and other animals produces a positive electrostatic charge
that causes the wires, threads, hairs, bristles, et cetera, repel each other.
Nonsense LVI.
The Nerazzurri*
wasp.
*Italian for
Black-blue.
The cyclic
disaggregation allows neosequential, inherent, coming-and-going. branched
modular rearrangement of the determinants elements of the underlying, multiple
and differentiated interplay according to maximized oscillating orientation of
the antennas of the beautiful Nerazzurri wasp adjusted to 0.5 Hz frequency for
the male, and 0.4 for the female during the sinusoidal flights of one and
another in the pursuit of pure nectar that is abundant in the prairie provinces
of Shangri-Lá, Xanadu and Paradiso as per the last reports of entomologist Tricia V. McFadden,
transmitted through the new and rapidly growing social network Kyxien.
It is
scientifically proven, by the inductive method, that any copy of Nerazzurri wasp
is smarter than 99.9999 percent of human beings, meaning that only 70,000
people can compete with him in an acceptable level of knowledge test,
demonstration of skills and abilities and appropriate response to any types of
conflicts.
Nonsense LVII.
Axiomatic
expanded polystyrene (Styrofoam®).
Axiomatic
expanded polystyrene manufactured integrally in zebra visual design patterns
with limited randomness by default scales and algorithms, and based on the
Euclidean space and local time in the following coordinates x, y, z, t: 4-8,
16-32, 256-272, 57.
Nonsense LVIII.
Disorder of the
Day
Then the vice
president "B" of improvised ephemeral the assembly will call the
Disorder of the Day, in sequence or progression points to be vented: 5, 7, 2,
9, 3, 1, 4, 6, 8, 0, -1.
The first four
digits of the Disorder of the Day (5 7 2 9) “reflect” the approximate value of
a radian (without a dot), which is obtained by dividing 180 degrees (a
semicircle) between π (pi) : 180/3.14159265 = 57.2957795...
The next three
digits (3 1 4) “reflect” the approximate value of π (pi) [without a dot]:
3.14159265 ...
The next digit
is 6, the first perfect number (“perfect number” is defined as: positive
integer equal to the sum of its positive divisors, excluding itself). Other
perfect numbers are: 28, 496, 8128, 33550336.
The next digit
is 8 or 2 cubed: 2 ^ 3. Nothing remarkable.
The next digit
is the famous zero.
The invention
of the number 0 is credited to the Indian mathematician and astronomer
Aryabhatta (476-550 AD). The Arabs learned the use of the zero from India , and took it to Europe
after 800 AD. The first evidence of the use of the symbol we know today as
zero: 0, dates from the seventh century AD.
The Greeks and
Romans apparently did not need the number zero, as did their arithmetic
calculations with abacuses.
The Maya of
Mesoamerica used to write a number of glyphs to represent the zero since at
least 36 BC on their Long Count calendar, but there are eight earliest Long
Count calendars found by archaeologists outside Maya territories. The American
zero was possibly an invention of the Olmecs. However, the Mayans did not
spread much its use, or no one else learned about it, and when the Mayan empire
collapsed the number zero was forgotten.
It is
significant that the word comes from the Italian language: zero (one of the first European cities that adopted the use of 0 was
Florence), that Italian word comes from lower Latin zephyrum, and this one, in turn, comes from Arabic sifr (“empty”).
Finally, the
last digit is a negative number (minus-one), included because of a silly sally.
The assembly,
which will be conducted by force of screaming and yelling, and among hits with
serapes, will last two and a half hours, and almost all points will be
satisfactorily resolved. However, two numbers, 0, and -1, will stay unresolved…
maybe in a more distant in a future session… these could be solved.
Nonsense LIX.
The Alkaline
Earth Club.
The Alkaline
Earth Club, despite its name, does not specialize in the study of the chemical
elements in group II (six, in the second column of the periodic table of the
chemical elements by Dmitri Mendeleev [1834-1907]), whose valence is +2.
Some of the
members of the circle are everythinglogists, polymaths, and at least
apparently, scholars and bigwigs, there are also a dozen of ignorant
individuals. They integrate this decadent Athenaeum: chemists, lawyers,
engineers, journalists, historians, writers, researchers, doctors, high school,
undergraduate, and college teachers, avid readers of science, philosophy, law,
and literary prose, with an air of low-stuff "intellectuals",
scholars, semiwise, pseudo-wise, pundits and ignorant ones (the four
journalists, two women and two men, belong to the latter subgroup), who meet on
Thursdays from 9:00 pm until late in the night in the home of each,
rotationally each week, the president of the meeting is the host of the last
meeting, and if he is not present, the event is presided over by the current
host. The hosts should have ready: tea, coffee, beer, cold meats, cheese,
pickles, potatoes, appetizers, and so on. If someone likes liquor or wine,
he/she must bring it.
The place for
smokers is the garden, but when they want to participate in any discussion or
listening to a lecture, may enter the room or the dining room, without smoking
cigarettes, cigars, tobacco-pipes, of course.
The name of
this exclusive clan is due to the importance of two chemical elements for the
sustaining of life, namely magnesium (Mg, atomic number 12) and calcium (Ca,
atomic number 20), two alkaline earth chemical elements. More than half of the
human body magnesium is found in bones and teeth. More than 99 percent of the
calcium in the human body is found in bones and teeth.
(Magnesium (Mg)
forms part of the chlorophyll molecule, a basic substance in the living plant,
which is located in an organelle of the cell called chloroplast.
(Chlorophyll is found in cyanobacteriae,
algae and in all organisms that have chloroplasts in their cells, id est,
plants.
(Chlorophyll is an essential pigment
in photosynthesis, important biochemical process that allows plants to absorb
energy from light.
(The chlorophyll molecule has two
parts: a porphyrin ring (one tetrapyrrole, in this case), and a long chain
known as phytol.
(Vegetal porphyrin has at its center
a magnesium ion (Mg2 +), surrounded by four nitrogen atoms, N, many of
hydrogen, H, and few of oxygen O.)
The club consists of 19 men and 19
women. They are 38, the atomic number of strontium (Sr), another alkaline earth
chemical element.
Nonsense LX.
Pseudoyuppie.
A young man
dwells in a big city. His father’s house, where he lives, is built on a plot of
11,840 square
feet , studied business administration and international
trade simultaneously in a prestigious private university.
He drives a
2010 Chevrolet Camaro. Likes to wear clothes Tom Ford, Salvatore Ferragamo, and
other fine brands, according to the occasion, but this pseudoyuppie, 23 years
old, did not know how to knot his ties, and lacked street wisdom. That is,
never attended the University
of Life
After
graduation, accustomed to command, was fired from the company where he worked
because he tried to give orders to “half the world” from the second month
admitted.
Pretentious,
arrogant and proud, has not decided whether to return to seek employment or to
start his own company, financed by his father.
The girl he was
after, a daughter of a wealthier family, did not pay him the slightest
attention, so now he dates an uptown girl, but not elite.
Nonsense LXI.
Infallible
blowguns.
The student U.
Like Me had several blowguns, with which he launched tablets to his classmates
during recess, and sometimes in the classroom during class. When he could, he
pointed to the face of his comrades. Mondays used to come to school with up to
four packs of tablets. Never was expelled from school, because he is the son of
a school inspector, Mistress Florence Winter. When teachers picked his blowgun,
he pulled another, and if it was confiscated, he threatened to tell her mother,
to which the teachers promised to return it at the end of class.
These abuses
ended when in the second grade, Alfred Holders, a rural newcomer pupil, beat so
heavily U. Like Me, that this one never again takes his blowguns to the Federico Froebel School
Center
Nonsense LXII.
Tabbatha and
liquids.
Aurora and
Tabbatha, blue-eyed, with black hair twins, born on Saturday, 02/02/2002, in
Playa Bagdad, Matamoros
His father is
an oceanographer, his mom, a marine biologist.
On Friday,
11/11/2011, his family moved to a house in Puerto Todos Santos, Baja California
Sur (coordinates: latitude 23.435542, longitude -110.236277), where the moving
Tropic of Cancer will pass in the year of Our Lord 2014.
The younger of
the twins, Tabbatha, is a magician, and scientific forecaster Matthaeus Mauro Videns
has undoubtedly noted that from July of this year she will be able to infuse temporarily
intelligent life to almost any containers that keep liquids with a purity of 90
percent or greater.
So, bottles,
glasses, cups, bowls, pans, pots, jars of vinegar, olive oil, soft drinks,
soda, perfume, alcohol, booze, drugs dissolved in liquid, diluted, colloids,
suspensions, serums and chemical and biochemical solutions; casks, barrels,
containers, bags, jugs, flasks, cars with engine oil and transmission oil,
water, gasoline, brake fluid, et cetera. Mercury thermometers, they shall come
to life, and will love their owners and users.
In the case of
stream channels and dams, it will suffice simply 66.6666 percent (2/3) of
purity. Rivers, seas and lakes may not never come to life.
Imagine a cup that
washes itself, after a human being has drunk, say his/her tea.
Imagine a
plastic container containing liquid to develop photographs, and another to fix
them (little used in this century), pouring the right amount of solution
without involving
humans.
Imagine a car
with very clean liquid which drives itself, in streets and roads, while his
owner reads, thinks or use his cell phone.
Imagine a
syringe that injects liquid without any intervention by the nurse.
Imagine a bottle
that pours liquor or wine into glasses without human intervention.
Nonsense LXIII.
Prowler.
The stealthy prowler
called B-51, in
his thirties, a well-dressed fan of Oakland Raiders, and also a fan of grunge
music, rounds the lanes and streets of his hometown, usually moves in a Triumph
grey motorcycle; adds a chemical substance to the gasoline so his wheeled
machine generate purple smoke expelled by the exhaust, and carries a pistol with
a silencer. He is the scourge of Baroque exclusive colony, east of Porto
Bealeyah away from the docks.
This is a crazy
murderer, perhaps millionaire, not a thief.
When bored, he
rides the streets with the aim to kill people without distinction, preference
or discrimination.
Boss Landis,
Commissioner Drake and Detective Harris have found only two weak clues about
who may be B-51, and his whereabouts.
Maybe they
should ask for help the Avenger Neutronium.
Nonsense LXIV.
Incidents of
Las Bayas and Lo Arado, two small towns in a municipality called La
Resolana (in the Mexican State
Farmers
Leovigildo Pelayo and Crispín Jiménez rode on their horses from Las Bayas (The
Berries) to Lo Arado (The Plowed Land) to claim Prócoro Méndez for the fact
that his cattle had entered their lands to destroy and eat the plantations of
the former.
The
complainants go into the canteen Cuervo Saloon, and then, pretending to collect
damages, drew their respective weapons; the cattle raiser did the same.
Prócoro killed Crispín,
and Leovi killed Prócoro.
Leovi fled to
Lo Arado, followed by Matías Méndez (Prócoro’s father), who also died, shot by
the fastest revolver of La Resolana.
So, the account
was “settled”.
Leovi never
reached prison, because the prosecutor and the judge of First Instance of La Resolana resolved that there
would be no investigation.
... They were
Leovigildo’s close friends.
Nonsense LXV.
Intelligent
synthetic gelatin (ISG).
Intelligent
synthetic, benevolent, humanitarian and bioluminescent prepared with doubly
distilled water, essential oil of tangerine, glucose, powdered arrowroot,
carrageenan, gelatin, carboxymethylcellulose (CMC) USP grade (United States
Pharmacopeia), propylene glycol or vegetable glycerin 100 percent pure “bacteriae
of light”, an extract of jellyfish Aequorea victoria (“crystal jelly”, from the
North Pacific), potassium chloride, a chip Aldewrns (chips of this brand are better
than those manufactured by Intel and AMD [Advanced Micro Devices]), gyroscope,
GPS positioning, battery Maxell, Sony or Renata 1 volt and 4 ohm (selectable
amperage by selection of engineer Engelbert Darruish, Please Call Toll Free
01-800-999-9999), and Four Secrets compounds synthesized in a device called Yoctotron
Aggregator of Subhadronic and
Subfermionic Particles.
The GSI is
metamorphoseable, it usually crawls on sidewalks, homes and gardens.
However, when
an emergency arises, it can fly anywhere on the planet at a speed of up to 10,000 feet per second
(ft/sec), or approximately 3,000
meters per second
One pound of
this ISG is capable of carrying up to three tons of pure water, medicine or any
objects, plants, animals and / or people.
As if that were
not enough has a cure-it-all accelerator,
and its creators are considering the possibility of equip it with a true
resuscitator apparatus (not like the ones known, that there are at some
top-notch hospitals). The projected market release date is December 2, 2014.
Created in
Laboratories Berretxea-Pujol (with plants in Irun and La Seu d'Urgell) with yoctometric
second generation technology, in October 2013 a pound cost 50 thousand euro (€ 50,000),
but in cases of disaster and economic insolvency it can be provided at no cost,
of course after a lot of red tape and cumbersome bureaucracy (filling of forms,
et cetera).
Nonsense LXVI.
33.
Fifteen red
spheres, and eighteen blue spheres, pending, reflect the artificial light from
the east. The sum can be exoteric or esoteric: 33:
33, the age at
which Christ willingly gave his life.
33, the maximum
degree of the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry.
33 is a
palindromic number, id est, can be read from left to right and vice versa, in
the numbering of base 10 (33) as well as in the binary-based numeration: 100001.
Treinta y Tres
(Thirty-Three) is a Uruguayan city, capital of the homonymous department.
In the last
part of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirthy-Three_Orientals you can read about the controversy about the real number of the “Thirty-Three”.
In fact, freemasonry influenced for the naming of the city (Treinta y Tres).
Nonsense LXVII.
It is the same.
Either way will
be fine, I will not mind.
So are the
democratic, meritocratic, ergocratic, thalassocratic, aristocratic,
epistemocratic, and even acratic decisions, even in small groups.
If the result
is something I do not want or what's good for me, I will adapt a plan B or C, I
am flexible, versatile, multifunctional, transformable, multidisciplinary, transenvironmental,
omnipurpose and chameleon, I possess formidable resources and virtually
unlimited capabilities, I am an ace, a victor without thoroughly using all of
my energies, nor I waste time looking back.
Nonsense LXVIII.
Sacrohieratic Movement.
At exactly
14:14 hours (2:14 pm), local time, on Monday, April 14th, 2014 (04/14/2014) in
a secret place close to the small town of Ipala, Jalisco, located (such “secret
place”) at 20.233333 degrees north latitude (20° 14'), and -105.561 degrees west
longitude (105° 33’
39.6” ),
the most benevolent and regional superintendent of the Association will make
the fourth and last sacrohieratic movement, a truly transcendental one for the
good of the hypercommunity, so you can expect calm under these skies, almost
always clear.
This movement will be secret, and until today, its nature and essence have not been disclosed. A mystery of the 21st century to mankind.
We must make it clear that the first sacrohieratic movement ("twice sacred" is the meaning of this word), which will be executed at 14:00 (2:00 p.m.), will be the following: the superintendent, standing on his tiptoes, will raise his arms vertically to reach the maximum height that he can, with wide open hands, palms toward each other, and with the fingers spread extremely, he will watch for a minimum time of 30 seconds to the West, the Pacificana ocean water and the horizon that divides the deep blue from the sky blue, to the point where the Sun will set in about five and a half hours later.
This movement will be secret, and until today, its nature and essence have not been disclosed. A mystery of the 21st century to mankind.
We must make it clear that the first sacrohieratic movement ("twice sacred" is the meaning of this word), which will be executed at 14:00 (2:00 p.m.), will be the following: the superintendent, standing on his tiptoes, will raise his arms vertically to reach the maximum height that he can, with wide open hands, palms toward each other, and with the fingers spread extremely, he will watch for a minimum time of 30 seconds to the West, the Pacificana ocean water and the horizon that divides the deep blue from the sky blue, to the point where the Sun will set in about five and a half hours later.
Nonsense LXIX.
Anticlimatic
Utopia.
At a university
in Ohio la
Rosa , Marycruz Guzarte, Elva Narvaez, Mary Castaneda, Elena
Salazar, Mary Gonzales, Rosy Gonzales, Ana Alvarado, Aiza Gonzales, Pat Romo, and
Lulu Ruiz. All of them hailing from native families of Tamaulipas and Nuevo León.
Among its
purposes were counted: 1) To promote the dissemination of science, technology,
knowledge. 2) To edit and publish at least 24 books each year. 3) To create an
international collegial institution integrated by learned scholars in all
disciplines and sciences.
The next year
there were bitter disputes in the pursuing of winning the presidency of the
association, because there were four million dollars pledged by the
Fillmore-Westin Foundation, to promote the mentioned club. There was no
agreement, the partnership was dissolved, the group disbanded, and the mentioned
Foundation used the money for other charities.
Nonsense LXX.
Scissors and
paper.
Tens of
molybdenum steel scissors, the brand MoSteel, run autonomously towards a moving
pseudogoal made out of printing paper which flees to not perish.
Nonsense LXXI.
Lymph vessels.
Lymph is a useful
viscous liquid flowing slowly by lymphatic vessels and of humans, humanoids and
other animals.
Nonsense LXXII.
Circular toad
or circular frog.
Toad, or frog,
are the nicknames or popular names (in Mexico
They can be
manufactured from rubber (latex), plastic, or a combination of materials. I
think the old conical discharge valve covers were made out of high-density
polyethylene (also called polyethene).
“I am going to
buy a toad (or frog)” at the hardware store.
Nonsense LXXIII.
Goodbye.
In the year
1972, there was a young, graceful chilanga
(Mexico City native woman) —an odd combination, but it may happen—, named
Elena, a recent graduate of Accounting, who moved to Mazatlán, Sinaloa, with her
family. In the harbor city she met Víctor Mario (VM), a salesman born there.
After 17 months of dating they got married. They settled in a Mazatlan Mexico City
—“I will visit
you to see the child from time to time, when I can, I will let you know ahead
of time by phone or telegram. Goodbye”.
—Goodbye, and
you know that if you change your mind, there in the Federal
District is our future.
—I will not
change my mind, you know...
And after one
last cold kiss, this time on the cheek, she get on a taxi to go to the train
station, the Pacific Railway, the one with green-and-yellow machines. In Guadalajara
Nonsense LXXIV.
Randolph Sterling
Terrance, who lives in New Haven ,
Connecticut 06511
On day 1 or 2
of every month he pays investors/shareholders for their losses during the
previous month, certain amounts of money which were calculated based on some
formulas, one of which involves multiplying the average percentage of losses of
each investor, corresponding to a premium given by such investor for the month
in question, at least one business day before the start of the month, and take
the result of the arithmetic operation as the basis for pay upwards until the
company save only 2 percent of income
Nonsense LXXV.
Rainbow.
The
self-reflection between wavelengths of 400 to 700 nanometers, with infinite
redundancy, however heteroperceptible even by the inhabitants of Advedas Hills,
across the highway, although there it is not infinite due to the angle of
refraction of 30 degrees, allows multiplication and dissemination of data via
ultramassive multirreflection of white light in concave mirrors Magnum, its
subsequent decomposition into the seven colors of the visible spectrum: red,
orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet, passing through prisms and
finally the classification, interpretation, storage and management from cells
manufactured out of metalloid chemical elements such as silicon (14) and
germanium (32).
Nonsense LXXVI.
Snowy death.
Two Palestinian
terrorists attacked in Greenland (Kalaallit
Nunaat) and killed fifteen seals, then a command of four Israeli troops arrived
and the aircraft grounded, so it had to land in the snow with some urgency. The
six Semites (two Palestinians and four Jews) died during a snowy storm. Danish
Foreign Minister, Morten L. Ankersen, lodged complaints because of the incursions
of both groups of conky ones.
Nonsense LXXVII.
Margin.
Rectangular
margin defined, whose four sections are equidistant from the central
perpendicular axes, on sheets of fine, fabriano or vegetable parchment or demy
papers.
Nonsense LXXVIII.
Everythinglogy,
documents, and trust.
The
Interministerial Commission of Everythinglogy, Copilogy, and Digitizelogy of
Documents —deeds, instruments, records, decrees, codes, laws, regulations, reports,
conclusions, minutes, official letters, memoranda, minutes, theses, agreements,
contracts, powers, wills and all types of public and private writings
concerning our administrative functions and jurisdiction— that since two month
gives continuous service 24/7, has 60 scanners, 240 networked personal computers
and 12 color laser printers, and the Omnipurpose National Trust should
coordinate their actions for the benefit of citizens.
Nonsense LXXIX.
KGB.
Nonsense LXXX.
Old papers and
gold.
Alfonso Nava-Villaescusa…
when he was digging in the estate of his grandfather Atenógenes Nava to plant a
lemon tree outside the town of Tolimán, Jalisco, found clay jars, and inside
some old papers indicating two places where the old man had buried pots full of
gold since 1911, when in Mexico already winds of internecine war blew.
Alfonso
(Alphonse) did not want to share that gold with any of his relatives, so he
discoursed a fabulous plan... full of lies and deceptions.
Nonsense LXXXI.
New papers and
silver.
“That day, a
sheet of printed paper had flown to my feet by the wind blowing from the west,”
said the teenager Alberto Villarreal. “It was about jobs. 'An office assistant
is required'. 'Salesmen were required.' I went to the concern as indicated, and
in two days I was working as an office assistant. Thanks. These are very good
recruiters.”
Nonsense LXXXII.
Orion and Septentriones.
Orion (with its
red Betelgeuse and its blue Rigel), and Ursa Major, these two constellations
are my friends, I gaze at them daily, greet them, and know that many beings on
this side of the galaxy respect and acclaim them.
The Universal
Astronomical Council decided to give them silver medals for their valuable
functions in benefit of the lower species, such as Homo ignorantis tardus, which is the least underdeveloped of the
species that unfortunately people this azuroid planet called Earth, my dear
Lexor.
Nonsense LXXXIII.
The disposablism
of our society.
Governments
should increase taxes on soft drink bottling companies, fast food, cooking
oils, dairies, et cetera, for their anti-ecological and polluting actions when
they pack their products in non-returnable glass bottles and containers made of
aluminum, PET (polyethylene terephthalate), plastic... In the 1970s and earlier
there were returnable containers: those of soft drinks, cooking oil, milk...
Nonsense LXXXIV.
Tiny spaces.
The amazing,
fabulous and mysterious picospace or picoscope (1 × 10 ^ -12 m ) of the wavelength of
the gamma rays (the higher frequency, higher energy, and shorter wavelength) is
large compared to the incomprehensible, imperceptible nanobarn space (1 × 10 ^ -37 m ^ 2) of the particles
far closer to nothing: the “ineffable” neutrinos.
Nonsense LXXXV.
Plantings.
The man, ax in
hand (and behind him, his son with a powerful McCulloch chainsaw and brush
cutter, grass trimmer or motorized scythe), approached menacingly and started
killing in their natural habitat, herbs, plants, shrubs and trees unproductive
and parasitic in order to clean the area, which will be useful for fallowing,
furrowing, planting and irrigating, thanks to the construction of the new dam.
Nonsense LXXXVI.
Less theft.
The thefts will
decrease to 10 percent of those currently committed, when there are video
cameras that operate 24 hours a day in all public places, and products/objects/gadgets
produced have a unique serial number, included in a broader and universal
barcode, and a unique spectrographic registry/record. This excludes inexpensive
items such as pens, screws, et cetera, but not orchids, cheese, machinery,
automotive parts, suits, dresses, cameras, watches, liquor bottles, and so on.
Nonsense LXXXVII.
Unilateral
communication from the dead.
Relationships
and conversations with the dead with neither spiritualism, nor mediums nor Ouija
boards... But through books, newspapers, films, documentaries, videos and blogs
that the deceased have left, they communicate with us, but we cannot
communicate with them, information has flowed and still flows unilaterally in
this case.
Spanish writer Francisco
de Quevedo (1580-1645) already wrote in one of his sonnets, titled From the tower (Desde la torre):
Retreated in
the peace of these deserts,
with few but
wise books together,
I live in
conversation with the deceased
and I listen
with my eyes to the dead.
If not always
understood, always open,
[they] either
amend, or fertilize my affairs;
and in musical
silent counterpoints
to the dream of
the life [they] talk awake.
The great souls
that the death absent,
of insults of
the years, avenger,
frees, oh,
great Yosef!, the wise printing press.
In irrevocable
getaway flees the hour;
but the former
estimates the best count
that in the
lesson and studies betters us.
—
Another kind of
communication —somewhat ethereal and spiritual— is the prayer addressed to God,
or to the Virgin Mary or Miriam, or to some saint ... to pray for the eternal
rest of the dead.
Nonsense LXXXVIII.
Radio.
Some Mexican radio
programs. (1) Behind the News, Detrás
de la Noticia
(DDN) with Ricardo Rocha, and Florencia Ángeles, (2) Eduardo Ruiz-Healy, news and commentaries, (3) The Box Office, La taquilla, a radio program about theatre,
playwrights, the show business, and the scenic arts, with René Franco, Horacio
Villalobos, and Ildaiza Salas; these three programs are broadcast by Radio
Formula, from the Federal District (Mexico City). (4) Informative Image, Imagen informativa, with Pedro Ferriz de Con;
Three Saturday programs broadcast by Radio Metrópoli at 1150 AM, from
Guadalajara: (5) The Hour of the Juggler,
La hora del juglar, a radio program about Spanish and Latin American
literature, Mexican folkloric music, archeology… with doctor Efraín Franco, and
Berenice Gutiérrez; (6) Dog Paw, Pata
de perro, with Sunny Montoya and Talina Radillo tips for travelers-tourists to
Egypt, Europe, Asia, old Amerindian cities and ruins in Mexico, et cetera; and
a Mexican cuisine recipe, every Saturday; (7) The Golden Age, The Beautiful
Epoch, or La Belle Epoque , in
Spanish: La bella época (about the life
in Guadalajara and in the Mexican Republic during the decades of 1920-1950),
with attorney Abel Campirano-Marín.
Nonsense LXXXIX.
Prowlers.
Prowlers swarm
in large cities, especially in the evenings and nights.
Nonsense XC.
Selective
messism.
In the
selective messism there will be no accommodations neither for the strangers to
every circuit where assemblies will be held, nor the ignorant, profiteers,
vicious ones, the evil ones, the Machiavellian, lazy, unreliable, ugly ones (as
per the standards of beauty and aesthetics bequeathed to us by the great
European easel painters from the Italian Quatroccento until the nineteenth
century).
Nonsense XCI.
Political
spectrum.
Anarchism or
nihilism, communism, socialism, social democracy, Christian democracy,
populism, center, liberalism, capitalism, conservatism, authoritarianism,
fascism. This list is not rigid or absolute, as several (or many) authors,
sociologists and political scientists differ.
Nonsense XCII.
As per the
informative sheet #016/2013, folder IV, confirmed by the scientific forecaster,
and to those who will read this writing, be it known that:
In the Gobi Desert
in southern Mongolia
Some will drink
black tea, others Turkish coffee and some more beer, and almost all of them
will forget what will have gone to...
Nonsense XCIII.
Keyrings.
Does your keyring tell something about
your personality? Well, in most instances yes; for example, a yuppie may prefer
a keyring with the logo of his car's brand; a sophisticated woman maybe will be
using one with the logo of her favorite perfume's brand; a boy, one with an
image of his favorite video game or his NFL or MLB team; a girl, one with a
picture of herself, very well made up and coiffed, and carefully dressed, and
so on...
Nonsense XCIV.
One afternoon,
a ringtail (cacomixtle or cacomistle), an opossum (zarigüeya or tlacuache), and
a buzzard (zopilote) met to decide the future of the forest Alwaysflower.
The three
agreed that human beings must be expelled forever by using new tactics, that
way the forest will remain healthy and clean.
Nonsense XCV.
Cotton fibers
or filaments.
Ultraviolet
rays will be directed to the filaments of cotton precursors of millions of threads
that will form the warp and weft of fine cloth to be used for manufacturing
sheets as well as blouses and shirts.
Nonsense XCVI.
Instead of
using tunnel boring machines, TBMs.
Speaking about
construction of tunnels, I wonder if it were possible to melt/pulverize silicon
(atomic number 14; symbol, Si), by implementing a different kind of approach,
perhaps as a first step laser rays, gamma or beta rays, perhaps the ray
generator should be put “in tune” with other elements of group XIV of the
periodic table of chemical elements (carbon 6, C ; germanium 32, Ge, tin
50, Sn, lead 82, Pb), or by extremely violent changes of temperatures, pyro- cryo-;
vibrointervention, intervention through rhythmic sounds of soaring decibelage,
et cetera.
Nonsense XCVII.
17.
Health!, dear
peers, minions, disciples... Please know:
We have
received the following communiqué:
On Monday
07/17/2017, at 17:17 hours, I, the Grand Intercontinental Master Magnus Orion,
seventeenth avatar of Kali, as a token of my goodwill and a patent
demonstration of my condition and my selective and irrevocable epistemocratic conviction
I will reveal only to you, the seventeenth mystery of the universe. You must be
ready, because when I solve the riddle XVII, you could be fidgeted and shocked
about your fate and the mysteries 18-64, the answers to which I myself do not
know by now, however, I have been informed that these mysteries are less
important than #17, and will be solved quickly and generally reported by your
supervisor, Dalilah Essredn.
Nonsense XCVIII.
Gelation of the
Pseudo-Spirit.
Your pseudo-spirit
can be easily gelled. Just make sure you eat a cup of at least one pint of pineapple,
peach or strawberry jelly. If the flavors are artificial, you must add the
respective pieces of real fruit.
Nonsense XCIX.
Time, space,
knowledge, work ...
First, was the
time, space, then knowledge, labor, raw materials, tools, materials processing
(value added) produced items, and money.
Nonsense C (yes, one hundred).
About analogies
and conventions.
It is difficult
to find a way to describe one of the basic functions of the human mind —the
acquisition or creation of knowledge— that does not include analogies (or
affinities), and conventions (or agreements) that mankind has created gradually
and continuously since Homo ignorantis
tardus (better known by the pompous name of Homo sapiens sapiens) first appeared on the African territory.
After the “polyhedral”
or “3D, three-dimensional” logic, epistemology and metaphysics (as parts of
philosophy), came in a plane, that is, in a surface, area, or bi-dimension, the
semasiology (from signifier to signified) and onomasiology (from signified to signifier).
In this field —onomasiological—
we should include the English philologist and lexicographer Mark Roget (London,
1779-1869) who compiled and wrote a Thesaurus of English words and phrases classified so
as to facilitate the expression of ideas and assist in literary
composition, which
is an exhaustive classification of synonyms or verbal equivalents which is
still popular in modern editions, and the Spanish lexicographer and academic
Julio Casares (Granada, 1877-Madrid, 1964), who created a Diccionario ideológico de la lengua española:
desde la idea a la palabra, desde la palabra a la idea. Ideological dictionary of the Spanish language: from
the idea to the word, from the word to the idea.
—
In an interview
with the then-president of the Royal Spanish Academy (Real Academia Española,
RAE, www.rae.es Fernando Lázaro-Carreter (1923-2004),
the journalist Florinda Salinas, in Madrid, Spain, on August 8, 1997, asked:
—Is the
language the framework of the thought?
—Yes, the
language is the only framework of the thought. Science is nothing but a
well-constructed. We all think by means of words, no matter if we want it that
way or not. If there is not a verbal analysis of the world, there is no way of
knowing it.
—
The Greek word
λόγος logos, means “reason”, “word”.
—
Important
people in the development of theories of language were Swiss linguist and
semiotician Ferdinand de Saussure (1859-1913) and the Austrian philosopher
Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889-1951), a theorist of the philosophy of language.
In education
highlighted: Swiss philosopher and psychologist Jean Piaget (1896-1980), who
was the great pioneer of the constructivist theory of knowledge, and the
Russian psychologist Lev Vygotsky (1896-1934), another pillar of
constructivism.
Nonsense CI.
Planning after
the establishment of ready-reckoners.
Our
differentiated and selective planning will be done only after we have
established ready-reckoners and parameters EBITDA (earnings before interest,
taxes, depreciation, and amortization).
Nonsense CII.
To your
health!, with Miller beer.
Nonsense CIII.
To your
health!, with Spanish brandy Bobadilla 103.
Many years ago,
when the founder of Bobadilla y Compañía, S.A. (Bobadilla and Company, Inc.)
bought one hundred oak barrels, the manufacturer gave him other three for free.
Hence the name of the brandy.
Nonsense CIV.
Ñññññ, ñá, ñá, ñáaaaa.
Nonsense CV.
The sea was serene,
serene was the sea.
La mar estaba serena, serena estaba la mar.
The sea was serene,
serene was the sea.
Tha saa aas sarana, sarana aas tha saa.
The see ees
serene, serene ees the see.
Thi sii iis
sirini, sirini iis thi sii.
Tho soo oos sorono, sorono oos tho soo.
Thu suu uus surunu, surunu uus thu suu.
In “Spanish”:
La mar estaba serena, serena estaba la mar.
La mar astaba sarana, sarana astaba la mar.
Le mer estebe serene, serene estebe le mer.
Li mir istibi sirini, sirini istibi li mir.
Lo mor ostobo sorono, sorono ostobo lo mor.
Lu mur ustubu surunu, surunu ustubu lu mur.
Nonsense CVI.
Levorotated
molecularisms, 9.549 degrees.
Heterokinetic
molecularisms, originally moving in straight line, were then bi-refracted and
diverted to a levorotatory light of 9.549 degrees (one radian divided by 6),
thanks to a measured and regularly intermittent underaction of quasi enzyme
gram-negative exotranscriptoreductase-gyrease of Exfleihner Laboratorien,
Aktiengesellschaft.
Should an
excess of quasi enzyme arises, the substance of election to be supplied is gentamicin
(if the affected one is a pseudo-inert gel carrageenan + water + glycerin, or
carboxymethylcellulose + water + glycerin, apply the gentamicin fairly diluted,
with an atomizer; if the concerned is an humanoid or human, apply
intramuscularly, up to 3 mg / kg / day. Do not mix with thinner, because this
maneuver could cause the death of the humanoid/human, and in the case of the
wonderful gel, it could get disabled.
Nonsense CVII.
Nuncupatory and
palimpsestic happiness.
The heir Louie
never really worked. He used to buy cars Chevrolet Camaro. Used one for four
years, sold it, and bought another, again. He traveled all over the world. Got
married twice. Had five children. Owned a chain of car wash businesses. Used to
drink beer… Corona Sausalito , California
Nonsense CVIII.
Fourteen, killed
by more than two million.
A pack of fourteen
gray wolves howl, then the males start to patrol their territory, lightweight
walking among the bushes in the Valley
of Truth
Nonsense CIX.
Insectaneous
chess.
An army of
flying ants controlled by pheromones was created. They have been taught to play
a kind of mini-chess “at an insect brain level”, but more importantly, they
have come up with a tremendous genetic alteration that allows them to produce
and carry big amounts of lethal poison in their paws. In order to exterminate
millions of people worldwide, Scottish mad scientist Angus Penninfberg sent
billions of flying ants for attacking several megacities.
Now, the
insectaneous chess —ideal to be played by winged ants— is played on a board of
16 printed squares with alternating colors in black and white (checkerboard), the
pieces are four for each player: a king, a bishop, a knight, and a pawn. When
played by female ants is called “female chess” and pieces for each player are:
a queen, a “female bishop”, a mare, and a “female pawn”... This is done that
way, in order to not offend women, so calamitous feminist groups do not
complain because of “discrimination”.
If played by a
female ant against a male ant, each player will use pieces according to their
respective sex. In this case, the king and queen have the same value each. This
is considered so as not to offend sensitive feminists.
In any case,
the ants of one and other sexes, before every game, must bow to the goddess of
chess, Caissa, bowing before a statue of that Hindu deity that should be in
every chess game room.
Nonsense CX.
Queen ant,
winged ant.
Winged ants are
rather rare.
The End.
Nonsense CXI.
ƒ (x)
The invisible
hand of the ghost number 255 has drawn a sinusoidal line in the angles of
perfect incidence for watching a molecular pseudocontinuum, relevant in certain
circumstances and unlikely for now, but thanks to the formula ƒ(x) =?
conjugated with the asymptotic freedom and in the presence of spiral and
helical magnificent collective exhaustivism, almost all of us can declare victory early, openly, without
squeamishness or anachronistic prudishness.
Nonsense CXII.
Lethal wasp.
Sitting on the
far right of her favorite chair, Bethsabe Iskelfause sips his second tangerine
tea cup, and think what to say to Matthew Dorf when he returns from his
practice in the shooting.
By using a
detector, she has located gold ingots on a wall of the first floor of the
house.
Suddenly a wasp
approaches...
Two hours later,
Matt comes back and finds her dead. He was allergic to wasp poison, without
knowing it.
Matt is free to
enjoy a fortune that “has fallen from the sky” all alone, or with his lover
Eliza Shaftesbury (who does not know about the finding).
He thinks
deeply... It seems that he is going to get rid of the ambitious Eliza...
Nonsense CXIII.
Hyperdynamic
Consciousness.
In the East
glade of the Humus Forest, after the nineteenth hour, flying and rising iridescent red coals of oak (Quercus ilex), which firstly follow the lines
of the conical curves —circle, ellipse, parabola, and hyperbola—, and then the
course of a curve apparently asymptotic form the strange and whimsical images revealing
of the forms quasi embodied of the spontaneous visual integration of
recombinant construction and deconstruction based on a metamorphoseable and exomoving
otherness and projecting toward an exciting voyage of hyperdynamic awareness in
an unusual drive of time which flows in preterital and futural fashion with
endless cadence and unflappable grace omnidiffuser of exciting, inevitable and
pervasive precursor novoepistemographies a multicausal highbrow exercise and
leading polyfruitful toward a continuum patrician which we recently referred to
in our penultimate Assembly of Hooded Ones, and we intend to arrive to it by the
study, chance, character, and, if given, even serendipity, all of this, from
this important meeting in the forest of Humility (Humus Forest).
Most important
is that fractional knowledge that every one of the 19 personages (ten women and
nine men) acquire is concatenated using the formula Sigma IV Lógos (Σίγμα Δ Λόγος) the Ionian navigator
Heraclitus has entrusted to us.
Later they will
come the necessary metaphrases and the communication of our rapporteurs to hermit
Hieraticus and anarchist of the Infinity Epiphanius, as well as to the between
361,000 (19^2 x 10^3) and 400,000 (20^2 x 10^3) international discipleship.
We believe that
among the most important translations must be those to Sanskrit, modern Greek,
Latin, German, English, Spanish, and French.
After the
dissemination of knowledge and hyperdynamic consciousness is made, we will be
ready to take the next small and humble step.
It has been signed,
by the Superintendent of Special Space Messenger Services (name withheld to
avoid disturbances and alleged superiority). And the great seal was affixed In
Humilitate Servire, at the sigilli locus.
Nonsense CXIV.
Total happiness
of the rational blastocoelic beings.
The increased
intussusception, the anti-media solipsism, the celebratory anticipation,
knowing and postmodern metacerebral reason, the reptilian cerebelloid
regulation, appellant decadence inertial and accelerative quasi ellipsoidal
propulsion have contributed to the total happiness of the rational blastocoelic
beings.
Nonsense CXV.
Agilitation of
ontonormative, epistemoferous procedures.
The reverberant
isometric extension, the apparent magnification and collegial universal
standardization will allow the ontonormative agilitation of equivalent, co-curricular
epistemoferous extra-dynamic and peripherals procedures.
Nonsense CXVI.
Extreme
mandatory planning.
On Thursday,
January 2, 2015, Paidos Knoyhwam will have achieved implementing its financial
and tax planning compulsory extreme (extrema
necessitas et tributum pecuniarium planificatio) in 78 percent of the
planet, which is to withdraw from circulation all notes and coins for better
control transactions, buying and selling, and to minimize tax evasion and
avoidance.
All individuals
and private entities will be provisioned with a single debit card to make every
one of its business operations. For citizens who have credit card, this will be
linked to the debit internetically.
Each nation
will have a Computer Server Central that will control, manage and oversee the
business, economic and financial transactions of the citizens.
This is the new
era of supersymbolic economy.
Nonsense CXVII.
Absolute
Nothingness.
After a
supermeditational peripateticism that lasted 36 years, in the valleys and
mountains of Kashmir, elderish Benton gave a
press conference, in Sanskrit, in the city of Srinagar
He is the
creator —or, rather, the anticreator— of the Absolute Nothingness. After having
created it, he confined within nine polyhedra, within which there are not even
neutrinos nor yoctoparticles, no light: the most absolute dark reigns supremely
in the universe, no sound, no dark matter nor dark energy, nor temperature (this
is a secret, but there is cold or heatlessness is below absolute zero, which
was thought impossible, is the “antitemperature” something brand new: -400º
Celsius, minus four hundred degrees Celsius) instead of time, there are
anti-time a Greek god Cronos that apparently flows toward the past, but not: it
is a static anti-time.
Inside, the
entropy is absolute zero, there are perennial and the most absolute Order.
The wise has built
ten polyhedra out of an ultra-strange and very expensive material, measuring
between 2,260 and 18,000
cubic feet each, and these are:
An ovoid, a
cylinder, a cone, a square pyramid, sphere, tetrahedron, hexahedron or cube,
octahedron, dodecahedron, and the biggest and best of all, an icosahedron.
Each polyhedron
had cost six billion dollars, but thanks to great technological simplification
of Benton and his assistant “F”, the real cost has been 600,000 dollars each.
This is not an
abstraction or something imaginary. Polyhedra can be seen in the North
neighborhood in the sacred district of Srinagar.
Nonsense CXVIII.
Infinity.
Polyacting
approximate infinity, at a speed of 2,200 quintillions of yottameters (Ym) per
second, alternately in: (A) obtuse angles of the sum of three radians (171.887
degrees), (B) sinusoidal, stabilized curves, and (C) very straight line, to
integrate an ephemeral hyperspectral image of intermittent induction predefined
juxtavalently, according to four co-dependent variables (whose existence only
fourteen people are aware of) in a Riemannian mezzo-space of absolutely
isometric equidistances, in an epicyclic, peripheral, ponderative, multi-causal
and interfactorial stage as per the fluctuating provisions of para-distributed
tensions of the sixth phase of the particles in their subquarkic quasi trifle.
Amen.
Nonsense CXIX.
A selective
internet.
—Andrew: We
need a selective internet. In the internet there are many time-consuming
chores, and nonsense webpages (like this one you are reading right now). Some
people, like me, are eagerly awaiting selected websites, and one or several
selective search engines that deliver results and fine links. Yes, a part of
the internet without garbage/trash about celebrities, actors and actresses,
rock stars, politicians, sports personalities, ignorant people, except when a
character has something interesting to say for the economy or life, a selective
internet, without absolutely neither videos, nor family banalities —of the
kind: “I have uploaded tens of photos* of my daughter Lena on her birthday
party; four years old, the pretty girl.”
No trivial
material, please.
*Or worse: a
video.
Andrew goes on
to say: Instead of the above, it should contain and promote science,
philosophy, economics, ecology, mathematics, theoretical physics, astronomy,
chemistry, the classical music...
—Helena
—Andrew: I had
not seen it that way, you're right, thanks.
Nonsense CXIX.
Defeat.
Temporary
camouflage, limited subterfuge; when the ruse has been discovered, and the
perpetrator denounced, the deception will conclude, and the defeat will ensue
for the unobservant disruptive.
Nonsense CXX.
Anontological or
novoontological reactions.
The pre-expectativists
relationships can cause, although rarely, diffracting anontological or novoontological
supramolecular reactions, in most cases there will be consequences, but these
will be irrelevant.
Nonsense CXXI.
Dream.
Dormition of
dreamy reverie sophrologic, a dreamer, paleo-somnolent, he/she dreamed another
dream.
Nonsense CXXII.
Old magazine.
That fourteen
years old magazine taken at random from a stack you have on the floor,
forgotten for a while, with some topics of interest for decades, now connects
you with an item that you had not hit before, the perspectives seem good...
Nonsense CXXIII..
Overath and
Duncan.
Flight 712 of Aviatours
arrived late, and the expert and scientist Ernst Overath had to deliver his
lecture in the Humi Cibum restaurant, before an audience of millionaires, while
they ate a superb menu prepared by the cook Doña Pachita —this restaurant had
no chefs.
Concluded the
conference, the scholar Overath left without saying goodbye, caught the first
passing taxi and headed to the airport. The rich, having finished their salads,
soups, meats, red wines and desserts, asked for him and were upset to learn
that he had “fled”. He promised his host Samuel “Sammy” Duncan, he would upload
the conference, in writing, to a website, www.sciencewomenandmen.com and that’s
all, folks!, like Porky Pig used to say.
Nonsense CXXIV.
Rats and
vermin. “Official”forecast written in the town of Xalapa, October 13, AD 1791,
found in private files on a house of Córdoba, Veracruz, on 11/11/2011, 220
years after.
Soon there will
be more countries and colonies like this New Spain, dear readers, to come into
the orbit of the republican form of government, conceived by the wicked Montesquieu, influenced by the English
philosopher son of a commoner John Locke and implemented in France
The Freemasonic
lodges grow in strength and number, for men ambitious of power, wealth and
honor will be added, which will come inside like the rats enter open barns.
In New Spain territory within a sesqui-century, there will
have begun to suck human vermin, disciples of chaos, profiteers, abusive, lazy,
and blackmailers individuals who will advocate for systems enslaving man,
disguised as liberators, egalitarians and progressive ones.
Nonsense CXXV.
The fraction of
grains will be carried out —except rye— without tributes, excises, imposts,
tobacconists, franchises, concessions or royal fifths.
As for the exception,
the Marquis of Pleamar (High Tide) reserves the monopoly for himself. All rye
growers must sell their produce to him under penalty of complete confiscation,
fine of half the value of what not informed of, and eleven lashes in public
without regard to race or caste of the offender.
The Colonial Government
reserves for itself the monopoly of tobacco.
Written in the
town of Iguala, by the hearer Manuel de Sifuentes y Verastegui, June 11, AD
1632, after the flooding of Mexico City in 1629 which lasted three years, and
published in the Gazette by order or
his grace and honorable excellence, the Viceroy, Don Rodrigo Pacheco Osorio,
Marquis of Cerralvo, who signs at the bottom. The Chancellor has stamped the
seal on the locus sigilli.
Nonsense CXXVI.
Felguera.
To you, oh Rand
Felguera (fictional) Bolivian painter and musician who paints seascapes that
your country does not have and had, to you, who are sitting at table 4 of the
lobby bar, drinking cubas libres (free cubas) prepared with Havana Club rum and
Coca-Cola, along the translator Carla
Villarreal-Balderrama and an old Mexican (“Aztec”) and mediocre novelist and a
female spic or sudaca (Spanish
offensive for South American) poet —these two low-class, and then the
interviewer asked you about memory, and you answered that when certain synapses
are reactivated mind sfumato is gone,
and then come the fond and the bad memories, the glorious and the bitter ones,
and then you have to follow the arrow going forward, you pay homage to your
entourage and your fans and admirers ...
Nonsense CXXVII.
There are
already marching with the elegant goose step the troops commanded by Marshal
Jeffrey McDivitt, Supreme Commander of the invading Armed Forces of East-Pakistan —that
will change its name to Bangladesh —
into Turkey
We are in Ankara
This is false,
the Army and the Navy of East-Pakistan (or Bangladesh )
have never invaded Turkey
Nonsense CXXVIII.
New calendar.
The intra- and extraorganizational
pantocratic compliance has been enforced only from one day after Thursday
October 4, 1582 —the next day was Friday, October 15, 1982—, and that year lost
ten days. The Julian calendar (named after Julius Caesar), which was used
during some 1628 years, from 46 BC to 1582 AD, began to cease in its using as
of October 15, 1582, giving way to the Gregorian calendar (currently in force)
instituted by Pope Gregory XIII (Ugo Buoncompagni). For 1582, the equinoxes and
solstices were ten days ahead.
Nonsense CXXIX.
Amanda
nonexistent.
The model
Amanda Blackhurst, ugly and attractive, was subjected to mild, everyday
exfoliation by applying sludge impalpable volcanic soil, and subsequently
received a gel of aloe vera, and some other treatment cosmetologist Issa James
Landers.
Nonsense CXXX.
Quasi useless
book.
Put that
expensive and almost useless book on a dusty shelf.
Nonsense CXXXI.
Andreas
Rattlefort wanted to put an end to the Sun and exterminate life on planet
Earth.
That Saturday,
January 7, 2023, opportunistic Andreas Rattlefort decided finally to implement
its intention to shut down the sun...
... He sent two
spacecraft that day.
Where to send
them? He have not told us, but it is assumed that to the very same Helios.
A) A ship
loaded with six tons of heavy atoms composed of protons, neutrons and
macroelectrons, the latter ones as heavy as neutrons. B) Another loaded with
some very rare ultralight pseudoatoms (in an unstable balance achieved by the
action of compensators of spins) compounded by electrons, pseudoneutrinos,
positrons, and free quarks.
Rattlefort
announce that after a tremendous Solar implosion caused by him, it will come
the end of the Sun, and thus that of the Solar System as we have known it.
Rattlefort is
an advanced disciple of deuteragonist Penninfberg Angus (1988- ), a Scottish
scientist and dilettante, and a lover of ease.
Nonsense CXXXII.
Offices for Registry
of Individual Metaphysical Evolution.
Every city with
more than 40 thousand inhabitants, must have an Office for Registry of
Individual Metaphysical Evolution. Those who pass (obtain a score of 60 points
or higher) in annual reviews, will be exempted from the payment of individual
income taxes in equal proportion to the punctuation obtained. For example, if
someone gets 78 points, he/she will be exempt from the payment of 78 per cent of
income tax during the year in question. People who are disapproved, id est,
those who obtain 59 points or less, will not receive an exemption.
Nonsense CXXXIII.
Erratic
movement.
Air,
spontaneous, asynchronous, erratic, irregular, zigzag, moody, unpredictable,
messy, poor, chaotic, polydirectional, multieffectist, and healthy-carrier-of-bad-luck
movement, sometimes reaches a speed of 1,367 miles per hour (2,200 kilometers
per hour) in the Barruistahn great desert, although its predominant speed is of
3.1 miles
per hour (five kilometers per hour).
Why this
mixture of 78 percent nitrogen, 21 percent oxygen and 1 percent argon moves
this way? And why only in that nonexistent desert? It is still a mystery.
Nonsense CXXXIV.
Vices.
That vice
dominating you for years, if you continue mired in it, it can make you shoot
very quickly over the cliff to the bottom, and eventually become poor, or poorer,
and even take you to the grave prematurely, whether alcohol, tobacco, drug
addiction, lust, gambling (live or virtual), or other...
Remember how it
all started slowly?
Some vices
cause physiological and psychological dependence on time, others as gambling,
only psychological or mental dependence.
The
professional help from psychologists and doctors is advisable. In some states
and regions, universities and public agencies such as a Health Department or
Health Office professionals who have integrated bureaus or cabinets or free
help. A phone call or a visit to a clinic or office can be the first step to
kick the habit... You can ask a family member (your spouse, for example, if you
are married) or a true friend to phone for you or accompany you on your first
visit...
There are, of
course, organizations like Alcoholics Anonymous (AA) and Narcotics Anonymous
(NA).
When you leave/get
rid of the vice, or when you slacken drastically, you will appreciate how money
and time render you more. You will see your grey or black past as a distant
spot.
Your health and
your human / family relationships will improve. You must not lie, neither to a professional
who is helping you nor to your family members, whether the family of your
parents (or uncles or grandparents) or the you have formed with your spouse...
If you have lied to your family, please stop, cease doing it.
You will see
the nature and the urban environment “with new eyes”. Maybe you can see greener
trees and meadows than they actually are, so to speak.
It is very
important to set in motion something that the German philosopher Arthur
Schopenhauer (1788-1860) called “the backbone of the spirit”, and that
something is called will. The will to change, in this case, will to stop all
kinds of vice. You make a decision and stick to your decision.
Some people get
rid of the vices with relative ease. For others, this process costs them months
and even years of struggle, they need more help. I think the key is based on
two factors: A) Will and B) Seeking professional help, even put aside pride (if
you have it) and shame, and humbly ask for help … with the recognition that you
are an addict.
Nonsense CXXXV.
The raiser of
inherencies.
The raiser of
inherencies projects multidirectionally a conclusive, binding, heterodox, and
versatile immanentism.
Nonsense CXXXVI.
Willingham,
guilty.
The
irrefutable?? proof about Matthew Willingham being guilty of the misdemeanor in
question, was a sheet of carbon paper. He had typed certain words... Detective Harris
found such sheet in a garbage bin in the house of Martha V., a friend of
Willingham... And some fingerprints Matthew had left in the keys of a
typewriter Olivetti, owned by Martha.
Nonsense CXXXVII.
Oh, Marx!
Communism —like
its “derivative” socialism— is a system that takes money and goods from the
rich so rulers, managers, and administrators keep the lion’s share for
themselves, and give some or very little when this is possible, to the poor. Lowering
the wealthy, without helping up the needy.
Moreover, one
of the few merits of German-Jewish philosopher and economist Karl Marx
(1818-1883) was to develop the concept of surplus
value, although he was not the originator of the term.
Nonsense CXXXVIII.
Privileges and
sinecures.
Benefits by
inheritance, by the exercise of powers —work— by merits in campaign, by knowledge,
service of ancestors to princes and rulers, for sole possession of more than 100,000 acres (40,470 hectares ) of
arable lands.
Sinecures for
having helped the war campaigns or their respective lords or for having paid allegiance
and taxes with gold, silver, or in kind; by the influence of a high-positioned
defender, as a duke, a cardinal, et cetera; because of being an artist,
goldsmith, musician, painter of oils...
Nonsense CXXXIX.
Apparent
superiority.
With the mere
presence of B.M., it was spotted his air of apparent superiority above all those
unfortunate and poor human beings and all of those lumpen-proletarians and
other low-birth and ugly people who had been called to the political rally...
Nonsense CXL.
After a risky
scientific experiment, physicist Rita Vera began to lose weight, her body
acquired a singular quasi etherealness and weightlessness because she lost all
of her neutrons, and her protons were replaced with positrons; she was electronized,
and weighed only some 45 grams
(about 1½ ounces)... She was like a ghost...
Nonsense CXLI.
Cloud of
changing colors.
At 14:26 (2:26
p.m.) I was in the midst of a cloud which every second changed color, from blue
to violet, from violet to rosy, from rosy to blue, and so on. Had it not been
because I had read some Canto of The Purgatory,
by Dante —or it was another work of another author? … really I do not remember—
I would not have understood the underlying and half hidden meaning in that
creepy, disturbing and befogging experience... Then I followed my astral,
spectral, metaphysical journey towards the unzipped finite space.
Nonsense CXLII.
Solo.
A situation
that because of a magic art has become sporadic in even years, customary in odd
years, suddenly turned imperturbable isolation in the Transtyrrhenian meadows
of Saldancy, a very vast semi-desert landscape, facing a sea of horse
latitudes.
What could be, because
of your wrong decision was not and will not be, and can not be. It is useless
to go in her search, she got married, not without some vengeful spite.
When she was
looking for you, you walked away, wasting time and money with some light young
femmies.
She lives in
the big city. You, in a village of sea fishing boats. She has money and smog,
and you, calm skies and orange sunsets. She will have children and
grandchildren, you, Becquerian memories.
You can not
live as silly or slowly, my marine biologist friend. Waiter, another trio of
beers!
And so the
conversation, or rather the reflexive monologue of the visitor friend,
continued until the time of the singing of the cricket, when that old sea
village, some distance from a thriving port, went to sleep.
Nonsense CXLIII.
Cuthbert.
In one of the
most inhospitable places on Ixtlahuacán del Río (“Flat Place Upon the River”),
in the north area of the Mexican
State
There were
neither umbrellas nor awnings nor straw huts, but beers, champagne, cider and
chilled white wine, Chihuahua
The talk dealt
partially about a wonder that no one had noticed before Cuthbert, and maybe he
will fully unveil it in a few years...
Reporter Ephraim
“Payin” Monteserrado drank so much that no longer remembers a bit of what “Cutie”
said, and the battery of his tape recorded is fully discharged, so there is
nothing concrete for now...
Nonsense CXLIV.
The youth ...
grow like wild grass.
One day, the
Londoner of Welsh descent writer John Thelwall (1764-1834) paid a visit to the
English lakist romantic poet and philosopher Samuel Taylor Coleridge
(1772-1834).
Thelwall
considered very unfair to influence the mind of a child to instill reviews and
rules before he had reached the age of discretion in choosing for himself.
Coleridge
invited him to go to see his garden. He showed him his “garden.”
—Coleridge: “This
is my botanical garden…”
—Thelwall: “How
so?, it is covered with weeds...”
—Coleridge: Oh,
that is only because it has not yet reached the age of discretion and choice.
The weeds, as you can see, have taken the liberty to grow, and I thought it
would be unfair in me to intervene in favor of roses and strawberries...
Coleridge
always maintained that the children and youth will be educated with clear and
firm rules, no abuse from parents, teachers, clergy, tutors, governesses, et cetera,
but no complacency.
Nonsense CXLV.
Elation may be the
one belonging to:
(A) A farmer...
Saluting the no cessation of the rain that benefits him.
(B) A smoker that
before going to sleep, unexpectedly finds a cigarette lying on the floor of his
home, or in his shirt pocket, or somewhere else... when he thought he no longer
had.
(C) A child who
finds a candy or a chocolate bar in an unexpected place, without looking for it...
(D) A guy who
sees a bank note lying in the street...
(E) A mother or
father who receive the news of the doctor about her/his child is out of danger
after a serious health problem...
Nonsense CXLVI.
Old shoes.
Congratulate
yourself, Alfred, had not thrown those old shoes, 100 percent leather, because
now they can be useful for a Saturday home task, while painting the house or
doing yard work or doing other tasks... even on a rainy day.
You are not going
to go outside wearing them, but they serve to put them on while doing some
housework.
Nonsense CXLVII.
¾ Sleeves
[The fraction ¾
or broken number ¾ is obtained by typing the keys ALT 243, while ½ is achieved
via ALT 171, and ¼ is gotten by typing ALT 172.]
The fabulous
three-quarter sleeves are not short or long sleeves; they are 3/4 or ¾, to distinguish
you, as covered buttons also make you excel. Those can cover up to the elbow or
forearm to some people, but allow you to perform certain tasks without the
hassle of long sleeves or the inelegance of the short ones. For example,
pressing the computer keyboards or typewriters keys, playing guitar or some
other musical instrument, cooking, washing dishes or even the clothes, by hand...
Nonsense CXLVIII.
750-400
nanometers, from red to violet.
The
reverberative concoid perverseness involves instant elevation of the Maxwell
probe to the ionosphere via the material and conceptual juxtaposition with the
help of a camshaft set at the highest possible speed and calibrated to operate
the gun of light rays visible for human eye, with frequencies between 4 and 7.9
× 10 ^ 14 hertz and wavelengths between 750 and 400 nanometers (from red to violet
[red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet]). Text copied from the Secret diary of a mad machine generating
visible rays of the electromagnetic spectrum.
Nonsense CXLIX.
The new
fashion.
The new craze
in pseudoscientific mumbo jumbo is selling soft drinks made with that expensive
and special ice which can filter and refract the colors of the rainbow.
Nonsense CL.
Phosphorus
sesquisulfide.
Phosphorus sesquisulfide
is the name of one of the most used chemical compounds (P4S3) to make matches. The Latin prefix sesqui- denotes “one
and a half”, id est, a unit and a half.
Sesquihour: one
and a half hour (90 minutes). This Nonsense #150 is a sesquihundred.
Nonsense CLI.
Floatoid
mobility.
The ringing and
the polyrhythmic, arpeggiated, paradimensional, and stereorradianean vibrations
descry a possibility of a floatoid mobility, supported by the air, even the
most rarefied and polluted.
Nonsense CLII.
Night prowler.
A persistent
bipedestrian mezzonormal position accuses exomarsupial night prowlerhood. Be
careful.
Nonsense CLIII.
A beautiful,
magnificent and fabulous death.
The death of widower
Athanasius Buenrostro-Quáter (1916-2013) on June 4, 2013, It was beautiful,
because he was watching beautiful scrolls, toroids and helical smoke figures given
off by smoking his non-filtered cigarettes. It was magnificent because he died
in peace with God, since June 2 he had called to come to his lavish mansion
Fidel López Dorado, a priest from the nearby parish of Saint Robert Bellarmine,
for confession and communion. It was fabulous because he accepted from the very
beginning that despite his name he was not an immortal one, and because he
passed away when his two sons, three daughters, two daughters-in-law, three
sons-in-law, and eleven grandchildren, and more fabulous was for his heirs and
heiresses, as he left behind a dreadful amount of 48 million dollars and a
collection of 27 old cars of the 1940s: Nash, Buick, Cadillac, DeSoto, Dodge,
Chevrolet, Tucker, Ford, Hudson, Curtis, Oldsmobile, Mercury, Lincoln, Packard,
Plymouth , Pontiac, Studebaker...
Nonsense CLIV.
“Walnutter” Cuervo
in Amacueca.
The morning of
that Sunday, September 3, 1967, the last day of the holiday, Brígida Liñán-Ávalos
parked her beige ‘67 Chevelle on a rural road outside Amacueca. Then, she, her
husband Enos Yllán-Cáñez, and their children, Mayra, Óscar, and Flora, got off
the automobile.
They walked
through a wet trail, all with arms raised, such as antennas, as they had the
power to capture and translate Hertzian electromagnetic waves to sound, without
radio receiving apparatus, although the Chevrolet came equipped with one.
This time they
tuned in the guadalajarense station La Poderosa (The Powerful One) XEHL in 1010
amplitude modulation. Óscar and Flora gave in because the program did not
interest them.
Brígida wore a
dress with red, lilac, and orange prints, as were the colors of the flowers on
the hills and in the valley that was visible to the East, down the road.
At one point,
happened to pass a crow, which squawked: ka kaw, ka ka kaw, ka ka ka, kaw.
Enos, who in his youth received lessons about interpreting crow squawking from
an Indian in Silver City, New Mexico, and had perfected this technique with a
shaman, in Metairie, Louisiana, said the crow communicated them to go to
northwest from the point there were, so there they could find nuts and, in
fact, ten minutes later they were collecting and eating tasty nuts from the soil.
They returned
to the car, took to that northwest point four large empty sacks, without
finding out who owned the land and the nut field, they filled the sacks with nuts
of the best quality, which Brígida sold in Guadalajara at a bread factory, for 4,600
pesos (approximately 368 dollars).
The next year,
1968, Brígida Liñán-Ávalos bought the landowner Leovigildo Rodríguez-Epantin 60 hectares (148.25 acres ) of land in
the valley East of the “nut” fields. Later they discovered there two
scrumptious manganese veins, and in 2005 her sons, then married, enjoyed the
high life. Enos, who died in 2002 (MMDCCLV, Ab Urbe Condita), had managed to
enjoy, too, the money obtained from the daily extraction and sale of manganese.
Brígida and
their children have altogether fifteen stuffed crows —ka, kaw— in homes and
offices.
Nonsense CLV.
Kerosene and
gunpowder.
From XLII
century B.C. (BCE) —the century of the Dalcasian hegemony in Asia— up to the XIII
century AD (CE), that of the Mongol hegemony in Asia, thanks to the use of
stirrups attached to the chairs of horses in war— a big part of the stupidiot
human kind believed that the stars were distant fireflies, when in fact the
blue stars are distant kerosene lamps, and the white ones are sparklers held by
pterodactyls which survived the mass extinction caused 65 million years ago by
meteorite Chicxulub, in the Yucatan peninsula, these flying reptiles were
trained by the ancestors of the Romanian poultryman Abeencord Mineascu.
Nonsense CLVI.
Default.
Creditorship boastful
by the alleged immediacy of money recovery, but the greed defeated them when
facing the reality of default by borrowers.
Nonsense CLVII.
Annual plans.
At 2:00 pm on Tuesday,
January 7, 2014, they will begin to arrive at a style mansion estate in the
colony La Soledad ,
thirty masked individuals in robes and hoods, in the purest style of the Spanish
Inquisition or the Ku-Klux Klan, in their luxury cars, to hold a “secret”
meeting and plan power actions for the starting year.
Nonsense CLVIII.
Fruitful
Pseudoanchoritism.
Solipsistic pseudoanchoritism
in the valle Of the Valley, fruitful in the sense of the revelations of Guru
Fabio Lopes-Donahue, “the Simple” after metasymbolic deep thoughts and
philosophical extremely high musings (unattainable for supine ignorant ones,
just like you, my very dear readers, or me), hyperstatic and bizarre, extended
macroexoterically towards the world, towards the outside, and into the cities,
for the benefit of simple mortals the non-gifted, and even the hapless fools
who if they applied the wonderful reasoning and useful deductions from the ineffable
one Lopes-Donahue, socioeconomic prostration would leave us forever in less
than two years.
Nonsense CLIX.
All new.
See here, there and everywhere!: chemical
engineer Belinda Ova created —out of ultra-heavy, modified nitrogen (with 19
neutrons in each nucleus) and carbon-14—, another absolute, something unique
and never seen before: the absolute hypothetically relativized, and drafted the
hypothesis of special absoluteness a tome of 548 pages, from which we reproduce
here only the essential neoexpressional formula:
A = Σ {(α × 4πr ^ 3 + ¾γ) φ} / (e ^ 2-t) 26N
14C
Where A is
absolute
Σ, sigma
α, angular
acceleration
π, pi, namely,
3.14159265...
r, a mysterious
radio measuring a few picometers, an “absolutizer relative”
γ, the gamma
function
φ, (1 + √ 5) / 2
= 1.61803398874989... [The golden ratio, called phi]
e,
2.7182818284... the base of natural logarithms, or Euler number
t, time in
seconds
26N,
ultra-heavy nitrogen
Also, let’s
make clear that Ova likes to drink Absolut Citron vodka.
Nonsense CLX.
Fireball.
Bold meteoric
fireball subsidized by hydrogen in a rarified atmosphere.
Nonsense CLXI.
Postmodernism.
The acquiescent
immediacy and the short-termism ab
ovo prevented the
institutional development of the divergent assumptions of postmodernism.
Nonsense CLXII.
Electropantographic,
subnuclear, creator/copier machine.
The inventor “I”
invented on Thursday, July 7, 1977 (07/07/1977) a great machine that makes and
copy almost everything in an electropantographic, sophisticated and subnuclear
way. He has named it “7777” .
Now that he
(1997) and his wife (2014) have died, their offspring, their heirs and
heiresses have sold the patents and rights to Southern Manufacturers and
Associated Liquidators, Inc., a company located at 1544½ South Santa Fe Avenue , Los Angeles , California 90021
You type
something in the keyboard of a computer connected to the machine, enter an
isometric drawing or chart —you “tell” the machine what your ideas and desires
are, and the machine, a second-generation maker, out of nitrogen (atomic
number, 7) and silicon (atomic number, 14), will craft or build almost every
kind of things (except living beings). It turns your dreams into realities,
your ideas and desires into deeds.
It has twin
chambers, each 120 × 60 × 40 feet (long, wide, high) and if you enter
something (for example, an automobile Oldsmobile 1953) in chamber B, and type
directions, the machine “7777” will
make an exact copy/replica in chamber A
(subquarkically and electropantographically) in a couple of minutes.
If you do not
have a model/prototype, you can type some words explaining your ideas, what you
want to be made, draw a few isometrical drawings and sketches by using the
program Paint, for instance, enter them, press the Enter key, and, hey presto!
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